I can’t wait for the video when she serves him with divorce papers. After she finds out he’s gay that is. OH calm down, I’m joking of course. They’re definitely gonna last forever. How could they not? He proposed at Disneyland and they filmed it for Christ’s sake. Surely it’s gotta last. HA! Gawd why am I so jaded?
~A
This is why I HATE Las Vegas. Everywhere you go there are drunk people walking around actin’ a fool. Just like the bitch in this video. All they were trying to do was a little Man On the Street interviews with MJ fans and someone’s gotta fuck shit up. If I was the reporter Steve Ryan, I would’ve slapped him too. No one hijacks MY shot! 
~A
This is fucking BRILLZ! Thank you thank you thank you to my good friend Johnny for sending this my way. It’s my entire life wrapped up in one clip. Well minus the sex and sports etc. Although I do have Xtube AND ESPN bookmarked.
~A
Her name is Brooke Greenberg, and she doesn’t age! She looks like a toddler but is actually 16-years-old. I’m at a loss for words. This is some shit that you read about in the fiction section. The family seems to be OK with the situation but I guess after 16 years of dealing with it, you sort of have to be.
~A
Whose in the hell was dressing Ryan on this photoshoot? Clearly someone who doesn’t watch “True Blood”. Cuz if they did, they’d know he looks best in flesh. And as if covering him up wasn’t bad enough, they picked THAT sweater. My mom has a sweater like that. It’s not cute on her and it sure as hell isn’t cute on him. I do love the pose though. It says “Gurl, can you believe they got me in this getup?! Bitch Pleez!”
~A
I could’ve sworn that Mariah Carey was pregnant from the photos taken at Cannes. But looking at her now, she doesn’t appear to be “with child”. Well except for her husband of course. Anyway, Mimi was pounding the pavement in another one of her classier outfits in New York for the video of her new single Obsessed.
How adorable is Chace Crawford? Seriously, I think that pretty mouth of his would look beautiful chewing on one of my pillows, if you know what I mean. And I think you do …Ed Westwich ain’t so bad either.
~A
So I thought I’d write just to say that I hope you all had a wonderful weekend. And also to tell you what I did this weekend which is a pretty typical schedule for me. It might help explain why I have the hardest time putting anything up on this bitch of a blog after 5PM on Fridays until Monday mornings.
Friday, got off work, went to the gym, showered and hustled over to a comedy show, then movies at my friend Billy’s house. Went to bed around 1:30. Woke up early Saturday and headed out to softball practice. Left softball practice and headed straight to the beach for some football and volleyball. Left the beach and headed home around six. Guests started arriving at my house for game night around 730. Went to bed at 3AM and woke up on Sunday at 8:45 and headed to my softball games. Left softball, grabbed a bite to eat, then off to my dodgeball league. Got home at around 5:30, threw clothes in the washer, ate a quick bite and now at 8PM I’m off to the grocery store. WHEW! And that was my weekend.
OH! The reason why I didn’t show my face in this pic is because my team is playing in a tournament next weekend and we’re ALL growing mustaches just to be silly. Lame I know but we’re pretty lame and silly sometimes most of the time. So right now my facial hair is OUT OF CONTROL!
~A
But that doesn’t mean that I’m going to settle for less than what I deserve. I actually love what this guy has to say about the “bf hunt”. Or should I say, NOT hunting for the bf.
I will admit though, I had to watch the video twice to actually hear what he was saying. The first time round I couldn’t focus on anything but his delicious nipples. They were telling me an entirely different story. Something along the lines of “bite me, lick me, squeeze me, pinch me, twist me, taste me …” Special thanks to my friend Elliott who posted this on his facebook.
~A
YES YES YES! This 29-year-old Brazilian model can saddle up and ride me ANYTIME. I’m sure I’d need to get in line and I’m guessing it’d be a LONG line. No worries though, I can just read a book while I’m waiting. I know he’d be worth it.
~A
