If you haven’t seen Serena Williams naked or even heard about it yet then you’ve been locked in some basement somewhere for the last twenty years. Too soon? Anywho, now there’s video! I have to say, I love the dirt bike boys. What’s not to love? They’re covered in tats, have RIPPED bodies and don’t think twice when they’re asked to get naked. Damn near perfect to me.
As if the pictures of Channing Tatum performing as a stripper weren’t enough of a blessing a few days ago, now there’s a video. Brace yourself for a whole lotta gyrating hips, pop and locking, and Channing’s HOT ass! Talk about comfort food. I could eat that for days!
Fights broke out on the floor of the Korean Parliament over a disputed media bill. OK hol’ up, where are their swords?! And why isn’t anyone doing backflips? AND not person has nunchucks or even a lousy flying star. Talk about letting your people down. If this was in Mexico I guarantee someone would get hit with one of those pinata sticks and there would be at least seven people ganging up on one. Now that would be a video.
There were many moments that broke my heart but this was the worst. When we lost my father my sister was 24, I was 22 and my brother was 10. So young to say goodbye to a parent. It again reminded me of the most important issue with MJ’s death, his beautiful children. May Gawd watch over them and place them in the loving hands of people who will have their best interests at heart.
Beyonce just released her video for her latest single Ego and if I must comment I will say; Hair=RIDIC!, Body=BANGIN, Makeup=FLAWLESS, Dance Moves= RECYCLED. Yes i did! Love her but it just feels like a rerun of Single Ladies. Am I way off or did I hit the bullseye? (Source: JustJared)
Oh Ma Gawd! I haven’t slept for weeks. Just thinking about this shit had me torn up inside. You know how you can’t wait for a root canal or a visit from that monthly visitor (for the ladies)? Well that’s the exact anticipation that ’s been growing deep inside. And here it is. Unfortch, it’s not as terrible as I thought it would be. It’s just boooooring! If you feel like a mid morning nap, this should do it. BTW, you notice her ghetto square-tip reformed guidette nails? What is up with those man hands? Couldn’t afford a hand double?
The cute guys are both OK. The other fella however, not so much. Just watch the video, you’ll see what I mean. And by the by, I love how the camera guy starts asking if the guy’s OK before he even hits the water. Bitch, your friends aren’t psychic! How are they supposed to know?
OK, I can’t personally confirm that this is true but other sources say yes. What I can say is these guys have lost their minds! Who the f*** climbs up inside a cow’s snatch all for the sake of a video. And what happened to the cow? That can’t be good for it right? It would be like taking a nine pound infant and shoving it back inside a woman’s pee hole. Gross! Has to be fake.
I LOVE it when an old bitch puts the smack down. I mean really, does it get any better? Sharon’s latest gig as the Mistress of the Charm School house must have really tested her patience cuz the gurl lost it on the reunion special. (love the entire video but in case you wanna skip, it all goes down at around 7:15)
This teaches us one really valuable lesson. Don’t underestimate old people. They have been here longer and will kick your ass harder. Or run you over in the grocery store with their motorized wheelchairs. BTW, those should be outlawed. There I said it!
~A
UPDATE: They removed that last video so here’s a different, much shorter version. That is until they take this one down too.