Why are people cheering at the end of this RIDIC performance?! Oh never mind, I get it now. They’re just grateful that it’s ovah! Me too.
~A
Posts Tagged ‘Twins’
I Have One Question …
Monday, October 26th, 2009Charlie Sheen’s Twins Revealed!
Tuesday, April 28th, 2009Of course InTouch Weekly has the exclusive pictures. It’s all about the Benjamins baby. Anyhoo look at these two. Bob and Max. Pretty damn cute for future gamblers and sex addicts don’tcha think. OK that’s a little harsh, but if they’re anything like daddy, well I’m just sayin’ …
~A
Jenna, Sweetie, Darling
Tuesday, April 14th, 2009Jenna Jameson posted this message on her MySpace Blog …
My boys!
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Yes, I am the lucky mommy of two gorgeous boys… Jesse Jameson and Journey Jette. I spent 2 months in Hoag hospital on bed rest, in order to try to take my twins to term. Well, I came pretty close! 33 weeks was my magic date and I delivered my boys on March 15th. I was blessed with a very easy labor, it lasted about 2 hours. When it came to pushing them out, I truly believe the 500 sit ups a day paid off. I was able to push my 5 pound Jesse out in 5 pushes. Journey who was 4lb 11oz was out in 3 pushes. I loved the whole process of being pregnant and I hope to have another baby someday…. but in the meantime, I’m having a blast with my two little monsters! By the way, Jesse looks like me and Journey looks like Tito! I feel like the luckiest girl ever!!!!!!
Love ya!
JJ
Hmmm, well, ummm, I guess you could attribute your easy labor to 500 situps, OR 500 GUYS! That could’ve also helped loosen that vageen right up dontcha think? Ugh, I didn’t want to be mean, and actually I don’t really think I am being mean. Just honest. I think it’s great that her manhole has just as easy of a time getting things out of it as it has with getting them in.
~A
Double Your Afternoon Delight
Thursday, January 29th, 2009So if you take one hand and just cover their faces, these twin models are damn near perfect. I’ve already told you guys about my “thing” with twins so I won’t go there again but once again, these boys will do. Actually I have to retract that statement. They are HOT!!! I must’ve spent too much time sniffing the ink cartridges at work. Happy Thursday everyone!
~A
I Don’t Want Kids
Wednesday, December 10th, 2008But if I have to deal with these adorable boys in order to get to Ricky Martin I’ll do it. I have had a crush on him since Livin’ La Vida Loca and each year he only gets hotter. That’s the way it works for us Latins. Well, either we get hotter or we get fat and lose our teeth. Those are pretty much our options. I think I’ll follow in Ricky’s footsteps. 100 yards away of course thanks to the court system 
~A
My Brother From a Different Mother
Friday, October 31st, 2008Superstar Kanye West on the left and little ol’ me on the right. It’s like looking at two of me. 
~A
You Couldn’t Pay Me Enough …
Thursday, August 28th, 2008Felicity, is that you? And why is there two of you? And what the hell happened to your shirt?! Put some clothes on girl. Just kidding. Yes these twin models are very, what some might call, “pretty”, but I just don’t get it. Who really wants to walk around with that hair do? Well besides girls.
Bitches Pleez! Man up! Cut that shit. And give me a call.
~A
