What is up with me today and all these strong statements? What I meant to write in that headline was that while I’m still a perv, I’m no longer a pedophile. Why you ask? Because Taylor Lautner is 18 today!!!!! All my feelings are finally legal in ALL states. Praise Jebus! Happy B-day TayLay!
~A
Yes I paid $15.50 to see “New Moon”. And even though it was one of the worst movies I’ve seen all year (even worse than ‘Bring It On: Fight to the Finish or whatever, don’t judge me), I’d pay it again just to see Taylor Lautner half naked for two hours. That’s right, I’m a man through and through. And at my core all I really care/think about is sex. Is that so wrong?
~A
I’d definitely like to meet Mr. Black. Maybe in a dark alley or the back of my SUV. I mean, wait, Taylor Lautner isn’t 18 yet. What I meant to say is, dang that looks like a really entertaining flick they made there. Yeah, that was it. 
(Thanks to LBoogz for sharing this lovely clip with me) HA!
~A
Thank you to my friend Johnny for sending this my way. It’s a countdown until Taylor Lautner is legal. Which basically is a countdown that shows how much longer I should be considered a perv. Although actually if that really was the case, the counter would be getting higher, not lower.
~A
The makes-my-palms-sweat hottie Taylor Lautner has teamed up with the adorable-but-not-annoying Taylor Swift for a new romantic comedy titled “Valentine’s Day”. Sounds like a straight to dvd, but if it does show in theaters, you can bet I’ll have have popcorn and diet pepsi ready to go. The boy looks like he’s had a lot of experience with gymnastics. Well I propose he and I get a little gymnasty! I have a few walls he can bounce off of. OK I just grossed myself out with those cheesy lines. Oh well, he just brings that outta me.
~A
Oh Ma Gawd! I love the audience in this theater. They go NUTS over this shit. And who could blame them? Taylor Lautner with his shirt off makes me cream I mean scream too.
~A
