No not like on a cross. I’m talking about Madonna’s little boytoy. I guess penis size doesn’t really mean anything to someone like GrandMadonna. I mean she’s seen more dick than a glory hole. Actually I think that was her nickname in college. I kid I kid. I love me some Madonna. Anywho, back to the topic. Jesus.Photo.Small.PeePee.
The pic is of course NSFW and is after the jump. I can’t decide whether they chose not to use this photo because of the little peeper in the background or how bad Madge looks. Damn Gina! Either way, a picture like this should never have been leaked. Haha!
Since I’ve checked out one of my favorite NSFW sites, GuysWithiPhones! They sure have been real busy over there. They’ve added tons of penis filmed self portrait pages for our perverted pleasures. I’m still shocked none of mine have shown up. I keep sending them some great shots but apparently I’m just not GWIP material.
Thank you to my friend John for knowing what a pervert I am and sending me this video. I usually hate to watch anything that can arouse me at work but this is definitely worth making an exception. That’s a lie, I live for this shit. Anytime, any place. Did I forget to mention that it’s also pretty damn funny? Oh, it’s pretty damn funny.
I’ve always been a huge fan of Scott Caan. And now I have a few extra inches reasons to love him even more. Check out ALL of Mr. Caan in the NSFW photo after the jump. Yumm!
JESUS CHRIST! There is definitely something wrong with this world when a guy can’t take a leak in a public park without your picture being snapped. Eh, who am I trying to fool, you know I love this shit. So for all you pervs that wanna see a Royal’s jewels, click for the (NSFW) photos after the jump. Bitch Pleez! I wanna see Harry’s Hairys.
~A Oh Bitch! There's MORE!
They say the grass is always cheesier on the other side of the fence. What?! OH, greener. Well in this case it’s cheesier. For you boys that feel cheated because you were circumcised long before you even had the chance to make your own decision, this little piece of laboratory flesh is for you.
SenSlip promises to return sensitivity that only original foreskin could provide. I’m not even sure how I feel about this. I guess to each his own but I’m pretty content with my current situation. It is nice to know I have options. To see what they look like in use, check out the NSFW pictures after the break.
Some guy was cruising the toilets when he had a run in with a snake which had decided it too was hungry for some dick. The snake bit right in. Luckily the guy lived to tell the tale.
If I was him, I would’ve done what I always do when someone bites mine. I let him finish me off, then slap the bitch, kick him out and erase his number from my phone. That usually does the trick.
Haha!
