Oh why am I tortured each day by my Daddy Hugh Jackman? He wont return my calls or emails I still have to see his face EVERYWHERE. Now he’s on the cover of the new issue of Parade Magazine. He looks so damn fine!

Inside however he is asked about the “gay rumors” to which he responds “I’d be happy to go and deny it, because I’m not. But by denying it, I’m saying there is something shameful about it, and there isn’t anything shameful.” Oh Ma Gawd! My Daddy didn’t deny it. There’s still hope! Well he kinda denied it, but whatevs.

If you’ll excuse me, I need to get back to work on the collage I’ve been making for him. I’ve replaced his wife’s head with mine in over 100 photos. What? Too much? Eh, it’s the psychotic thought that counts. (thanks to Johnny for the tip. We still need to do dinner!)

~A