This has to be my favorite video from my favorite inmates. But, hmmm, ummm who is the white guy and how did he end up in there? Somehow he just doesn’t seem to belong. Eh, maybe he helped teach the choreography. But if he is an actual inmate, I’m guessing with that hair that he’s somebody’s bitch.
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But maybe you all would enjoy this new clip of Michale Jackson reheasing for his This Is It tour. For me it’s difficult to even look at him. His last days/years were spent looking like a skeleton. I’m not trying to be harsh but just ’splaining why it’s hard for me to watch. So don’t you Mj fans get up in arms. K? K!
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Now kids really have something to aspire to be. Popping and locking while locked up. I joke, I kid. At least these guys are spending their time in the big house doing something constructive rather than prison rapes. Did you know that every year in the U.S. over 140,000 rapes are committed against men? And most of them are done in jails and prisons. That’s 40,000 more than reported assaults on women. Fun fact!
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Not the Seal, A seal! Seally! LOL. Dunno why I’m so cheezy today. Maybe it’s this fucking adorable to the point that I wanna slit a wrist just to come down video that my friend Chris sent to me. Soooo cute!
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Us Magazine has exclusive footage of Jackson’s hair catching on fire back in the 1984 while filming a commercial for Pepsi. You see, this is why I don’t use flammable products. Without her hair, a gurl is nothing. NOTHING I tell you!
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I knew it was only a matter of time. This flash mob in Stockholm performing to MJ’s Beat It was Uh-May-Zing! The video plays the entire routine twice from different angles. In my opinion the second angle is the best. Thank you to the hundred or so people for this wonderful little gift.
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Whoever set up this duet a few years ago had a lot of splaining to do. And apologizing to poor Charlotte Chirch who had the unfortunate opportunity to perform with Amy Winehouse doing MJ’s Beat It. Damn it Amy, learn the song. IT’S MICHAEL’S BEAT IT FOR CHRIST’S SAKE! Who doesn’t know that song?! Oh Ma Gawd, if I was Charlotte I would’ve slapped a bitch. Which is exactly what she did, with her voice. Bitch rocked it out! Winehouse on the other hand was just rocked out. Crack rocked out.
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There were many moments that broke my heart but this was the worst. When we lost my father my sister was 24, I was 22 and my brother was 10. So young to say goodbye to a parent. It again reminded me of the most important issue with MJ’s death, his beautiful children. May Gawd watch over them and place them in the loving hands of people who will have their best interests at heart.
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It never really mattered what his face looked like or what charges he was up against, once Michael Jackson stepped on stage all crowds just fell out. Too bad Britney ruined this performance. At the time someone like Aguilera would have rocked that shit out. Oh well, at least Jacko gave the crowd something worth remembering.
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It’s Uh-May-Zing to me that the King of Pop didn’t want to hit this. Seriously how could he resist? Especially after seeing the way she plays with that ass, you’d think they would have made quite the pair. What?! Too soon? Anyhoo, check out Miss Rowe in her element. Reminds me of a butcher Winona Judd, if that’s even possible.
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