First Lindsay Lohan and now pole dancing. Yes bitches I’m blaming Martha Stewart for Lindsay. It was right after going on her show that Lindsay really went off the deep end and it’s all Martha’s fault.
Now she’s gone and ruined my favorite sport, pole dancing. I will never watch another pole routine without having flashes of that crusty vadge of hers dancing around in what she thinks is a sexy manner.
Ladies can we all promise to leave to poles to pros? Thanks.
~A
