No not like on a cross. I’m talking about Madonna’s little boytoy. I guess penis size doesn’t really mean anything to someone like GrandMadonna. I mean she’s seen more dick than a glory hole. Actually I think that was her nickname in college. I kid I kid. I love me some Madonna. Anywho, back to the topic. Jesus.Photo.Small.PeePee.
The pic is of course NSFW and is after the jump. I can’t decide whether they chose not to use this photo because of the little peeper in the background or how bad Madge looks. Damn Gina! Either way, a picture like this should never have been leaked. Haha!
Paul Oakenfold premiered Madge’s new song Celebration remixed during one of his sets over the weekend. The crowd seemed to love it. Me? Eh. You can watch this video or listen to a clearer version HERE. Thanks to Chris and Johnny who both sent this little Gem to me. I’m sure Madonna fans all over the world are creaming themselves right now.
Can you believe she’s 50?!!! If you ask me she doesn’t look a day over decomposed. Too harsh? I know, you’re right. She MADONNA! (Or as I like to refer to her as, GrandMadonna). She’s a genius, an icon and a living legend. Anything she touches turns to gold and she can do no wrong. But all that being said, something here just ain’t right.
GrandMadonna trotted herself out to the Costume Institute Gala last night looking like a tranny hooker at the corner of Hollywood Blvd and Western. OK maybe that’s a bit harsh. And to be honest I actually think she’s looking hawt. But the head piece? Seriously? I wanna know what queen picked out the outfit and said “and we’ll top it off with this!” Bitch should be fired. Sending the Queen of pop out looking like half man half tranny is unforgivable.
At least it’s my guess as to why GrandMadonna is heading back to Malawi to adopt again. You know, a lot of people are up in arms over the fact that she’s going to strap on another kid to her back. But to be quite honest, I’m really touched. These lucky kids are gong to have a life they couldn’t have possibly even dreamed about. And I do believe that beyond all that we expect from a mega star like Madge, her heart is big and has lots of room to spare. OMG, I think I need to rest. I can’t think of anything snarky to say about this. Sweet dreams everyone.
I hate to say it, but I am so jealous of GrandMadonna right now. Not only does she get to molest Jesus, but she had all of this beef to chew on. I HATE her! Well not really, I LOVE her, but is it fair? Someone tell me how this is fair. Alex, I have man hands too! And I promise I’ve never worn a depends undergarment. Well except that one time. But other than that, NEVER!
Good God! GrandmaDonna must be prepping for Mustache March cuz bitch is flaunting some major face fuzz. I’m just gonna say it. The bitch ain’t right. She’s already giving the twinks around the world a run for their money with her man arms and now she has more facial hair than most 20-year-old boys. It’s just not right. Lady! You’re worth more money than I could ever dream of. Pull it together!
Today is a glorious day. And just what makes today more special than any other day? Well besides the fact that I’m FINALLY going to get reimbursed for the deductible I paid when that bitch ran through a red light light and plowed into me on New Years Eve (yes New Years Eve and yes that’s over nine f-ing months ago), OBP had it’s highest day in page views ever. Yay for me!
That means that I can no longer just address “my two readers” and must speak to the masses. I feel like Evita. Or whatever that woman’s name was that Madonna played when she was trying to win an Oscar. So, to my loyal readers and all my newcomers, thank you.
And still parading around like a damn school girl. Madge kicked off her “Sticky and Sweet” tour in the UK with a whole lot of sticky and not too much sweet.
I presonally am torn. I love her and think it’s cool that she uses her work to stay fit and put on a show all at the same time. But the other side of me thinks she should stop trying to relive her glory days and leave the circus act to the Mileys and Britneys of the world. Am I wrong? I will say that her body, for ANY age, is absolutely amazing. High school boys all around the world are jealous of those arms.
Haha!
