Some parents out there seem to think their children are perfect little angels. To those parents I say BITCH PLEEZ! This is what your kids are really like. And it ain’t cute.
~A
Posts Tagged ‘Kids’
That’s What You Get!
Saturday, November 7th, 2009Oh Ma Gawd!
Friday, October 16th, 2009OK so here’s the sitch, I gotta call from my momma who lives on the east coast at about 2:30AM my time so 5:30 her time. Her message was really general but basically she was having a problem with my 17-year-old brother. I of course called her back this morning to find out what the menace had done this time. Wait til you hear this shit. He had a banana fight with his girlfriend and there was smashed banana all over the place that he failed to clean before she got home. Oh Ma Gawd! Really mom? A banana fight?! The way she described the situation someone would think she caught him doing drugs or robbing a bank. A BANANA FIGHT! So I talked some sense into her and reminded her of all the things it could have been.
Along the same lines comes this video. Imagine mom, you could be the parent of one of these kids. I’m guessing you would have to deal with a lot more than some mushy fruit on your beloved carpet.
Here are a few questions for you, my lovely readers, is my moms reaction over the top, am I too laid back about the whole thing, and does this video make you consider abortion? Just wonderin …
~A
So Bad It’s Good
Friday, June 26th, 2009And so cheesy that it’s cute. At first I was skeptical, as usual. But then it happened. I felt my heart beat and a small grin swept across my face like a cloud suddenly appears in a clear sky. Don’t get too used to this side of me but can I just say, without you all judging me, that I am sooo happy that I have a heart that is open to all things beautiful today. Whether it be falling in love, making a new friend or even having my heart broken. It’s there, it’s open and it’s alive.
EWWW where did that come from? Those kids need to fix their teeth. OK that’s better. 
~A
Riley sings “Don’t Stop Believing” from Ronnie Silos on Vimeo.
Jackson Update
Friday, June 26th, 2009Ugh, I really wanted a Jackson FREE day but I knew that was going to happen. So I’m watching Jerry Springer in my office. That has to be free of any Michael Jackson news right?
Anyway, for those of you that NEED to know, here goes …
Autopsy is underway and results are expected as early as this afternoon. There are reports that he OD’d on demerol. A drug that would have been administered by his live in Dr.. That same Dr. that has mysteriously disappeared and could possibly be charged with murder. DRAMA!
The kids, and this is the saddest part of this full on three ring circus, will probably be handed over to the golddigging Debbie Rowe. Well two of them. The youngest kids mother has never been revealed. So sad, they are the ones that my hearts cries out for. They’ve been subjected to a fantasy life and right now, reality is about to kick in for these young and vulnerable boogerz. That breaks my heart. You can’t split the three of them up and really you don’t want them around Joe Jackson and what is to become of them if the money hungry Rowe gets them? It’s a lose/lose situation.
So there you have it. Now I’m depressed all because you guys wanted to know whats going on. Happy now?! I need to find video of girls falling down or pictures of hot guys half naked to be able to get through this day.
~A
Come Here Baby Gurl
Thursday, June 18th, 2009Mama’s gonna show you how you were conceived.
~A
Sing It Gurl …s and Boys
Monday, April 27th, 2009That’s my jam. The kids at PS22 are rocking out to “Eye of the Tiger”. I love how they’re all getting into the lyrics.
To be honest, with all the bullycides going these days, I’m fascinated with kids and how they act. They’re so transparent and you can see so much of what they feel and who they are just by spending a little time with them. They haven’t quite learned how to hide their insecurities or emotions. It’s really beautiful if you think about it. And as an adult, I now feel responsible to give my attention to the little ones whenever I have the opportunity. You never know what kind of impact you could have on someone. Yes people, somewhere deep within lies my heart.
~A
Oh Ma Gawd!
Monday, March 9th, 2009The caption says it all! HA!
~A
Whatever You Do … Don’t Laugh
Friday, February 20th, 2009Who am I kidding? Even thinking about the video brings a smile to my face and this kid just made my day. It’s gonna be an awesome weekend. I can just feel it.
~A
Britney’s Going on Tour!
Monday, February 9th, 2009No I’m not behind on my Britney news. I knew she was going on tour but there were rumors that she wouldn’t tour unless she was able to take her beloved children with her. So after a lot of court crap, Brit is getting her wish. Here’s the kicker, what does that scrub K-Fed get from the deal? Five grand a week! That’s some f-ing bullsh**! If I hadn’t already declared Chris Brown the douche of the day, K-Fed would have earned the coveted title.
Five grand?! Seriously that loser doesn’t give a rat’s ass about those kids. His bitch ass is and always has been in it for the money. Britney even went as far as renting a house for Kevin in every stop of the tour in case he wants to be there. I rarely feel bad for the rich over their financial woes, but it just pisses me off that all he had to do was stick his smelly pencil d*** in a pop star and now he has it made. You know he just stays home all day playing wii, smoking blunts and drinking Budweiser. What a lil’ bitch!
~A
You See? This Is Where I Work!
Monday, February 2nd, 2009And stories like this one, “Tampon Trauma“, are what I get to listen to in our morning meetings. Oddly enough, I love my new job. Whooda thunk?
~A
