What in Gawd’s name was JLo thinking?! Oh wait, she wasn’t thinking. Cuz if she was I’m guessing she wouldn’t have donned this Gawd Awful Fit on NYE.
But seriously, what was she thinking?! Here’s how I think it went down. JLo to one of her servants — “Hmmm what should I wear on New Years while I perform my ultra trashy and lame attempt at a comeback single in Nuevo Yorke? Let me try this shiny thing on. Ooooh sparkles. And my badonk, hellz ya!” Servant to JLo — “Jess JLo. Ju look muy caliente. Like un esploding stars.” JL to servant — “That’s right bitch! Now kiss my feet!”
It prolly didn’t happen exactly like that but I’m guessing it was pretty close.
OK so this little diamond is courtesy of my favorite new site MakeFunOfMyFriends. What the hell was this bitch thinking?! Friends don’t let friends leave the house looking like this. Seriously! Homemade bathing suits are not in now nor have they ever been. And that poor dog. He looks as though he fears being a snack. I feel ya booboo.
OK this brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “body shot”. Now let me just say right off the bat that I am in no way judging the decision to put vodka in your butt or vadge to get drunk faster (yes that’s what this video is about). But people come on! Really?! Alcohol in your butt is a NO NO. It goes in your mouths bitches. And here’s another little ounce of advice, if you wanna get drunk faster, then chug that shit. AND, if you’re finding you often wanna get drunk faster or really just drunk in general, then you probably should skip chugging and find your local AA meeting. But I’m not judging
What you are about to witness is wrong on so many levels. And NSFW! This has to be the most hideous form of swim wear I have EVER seen. Just to give you a hint as to what is after the jump, this mankini is made to feature the qualities of male arousal. But it just makes me wanna gag. And not in the good way. (Thanks to Johnny for the tip. This spandex covered tip.)
You HAVE to watch the entire thing. It’s 9 minutes but I promise it’s worth it. So dark and so brilliant! Thanks to my twisted friend David for sending. Gurlz and Boyz, I present to you, “Spider”.
I can’t take credit for this one. Someone forwarded me an email posing the above question and I thought I’d share. It’s pretty harsh and as evil as it can be inside my head sometimes, even this is a bit much for me. That doesn’t mean I didn’t laugh.
OK that’s a broad statement. THESE bitches from Japan are crazy. OK now I feel a little better and a little less racist. Where was I? YES! Crazy bitches! So there’s a new trend sweeping over the club kids in Japan and it’s called Body Inflation. Whoda whatta what?! Body Inflation.
Bitches are injecting Saline, yes saline, into their bodies which creates an inflated look. I only have one question. It’s a very simple question. Requires slightly more than a “yes” or a “no” but none the less it’s a simple question. WHYYYYYYYYYYYY? I need to know. I’m sure whatever answer I would get wouldn’t remove the images FOUND HERE that are forever ingrained in mind. But I need an answer.
But I can’t help but laugh when he say’s that the app is only 1.99 on iTunes. HA! If you’re offended please forgive. On another note, without these ridiculous captions, the Hitler movie looks pretty epic. (Thanks to Tim for the tip)
A man who fathered three of his daughters children has finally received a sentence for physical and sexual abuse. 109 years to life in prison. The thing about this story that is so crazy is that he carried on with his daughter for over two decades and no one ever suspected anything shady. And they only caught his ass because he stabbed his daughter in some parking lot and after a little investigating they uncovered the rest of this craziness. What kind of crazy world are we living in people? Seriously how could no one ever suspect anything weird? Did these people not have friends or neighbors? And whose name is on the birth certificate as the father of these children? Ugh. Read the whole story HERE.
Since that homophobe over at Tabloidbaby has now put up pics of me in drag on his site (which were taken at an AIDS fundraiser that I took part in where we raised nearly half a million dollars), I thought I’d share with you all a video of him from this years spring break. WARNING: The video you are about to view is extremely disturbing and should only be viewed on an empty stomach. Otherwise it might get a little messy on your keyboard. Ladies and genitalia, i give you Tabloidbaby gone wild!
