I’m sooooo busy at work right now and yesterday that I haven’t been able to do much for you my loyal readers. Here’s just a little something to keep you going and make you laugh. I know some peeps might be up in arms because it’s a video of a child cussing, but it made me laugh and will hopefully do the same for you. Again, I’m sorry that I have a job and can’t cater 100 percent to you all. If you figure out a way for this here blog to be my job, then let me know. Until then, bare with me.
It’s Friday bitches. If you’re feeling down or angry, get over it. Boo hoo bitch! It’s Friday! There’s no excuse. Here are some pretty funny signs to brighten your day. I think this first is my fave. For obvious reasons of course.
We all need to laugh and try and move on from the whole Paula Abdul ordeal, so here’s a little something to brighten your second half of the day. I lurve you bitches!
Just stumbled upon something that is going to make this Monday a little less dreadful. It’s fucking drunk people photographed in yoga poses. BRILLIANT! You see people, this is the type of shit that I wish I had come up with. Check out some more inebriated flexible awesomeness HERE!!!
You know when you’re 3-years-old, you’re body isn’t quite where you want it to be just yet. So why not speed up the process? Ain’t no shame in that game people! A little lift here, a little tuck there, maybe suck some baby fat out. Child plastic surgery really is the next frontier. Jump on board bitches, or have your toddler walking around in an A-cup. Talk about embarrassing!
First he’s forced to walk around with that haircut, then they force him to give gurls flowers when they damn well know that gurls have cooties, and then he gets his first taste of rejection. Not a good day at all.
But def a goody! It’s OK to laugh at this again right? It’s been a few years since Anna Nicole Smith died. I think she’d want us to laugh again. Thanks to Lola for reading my little blog and sending me the vid. You Rock!
HA! As a little kid I used to love this song. Clearly a dramatic mini gay in the making. But now they’ve done gone and revamped this shit and it’s cracking me the fuck up! Kind of reminds me of the Brenda Dickson parodies. HILAR! Thanks to Dusty for passing this along.
I have just discovered the lovely Miranda. And I think I’m love. Bitch is a self-proclaimed “triple threat” and after watching this video you’ll have no doubt that she’s definitely threatening something. Like the future of musical theater. Alas I love her anyway. How could I not? She’s got moves like no other and her facial expressions just melt my frozen heart. Especially her moves with those eye brows. Now that’s some talent. Expect great things from this bitch. Mark my words.
