I haven’t even watched the Grammys yet and I would bet anything that this was the performance of the night. Seriously is she even capable of a poor performance? I doubt it. Come on people! Every note spot on and all while dangling upside down and spinning. Who does that?! Pink bitches.

And why haven’t I watched the Grammys you all ask. Well it’s my birthday week and me, my amazing boyfriend and four other couples are spending it in Aspen. Tonight I went shop to shop asking if Laura or Brooke had been there. The only answer I got was “WHO?!” Ummm hello, Laura and Brooke from the VH1 hit show “Aspen”. Oh wait, sources are telling me the show was already cancelled. SHOCKING! Anywho, after that little adventure we headed back to the ranch, had a lovely home cooked chili extravaganza of a dinner and ended with a testosterone charged game night. My team won of course ;).

So long story short, that’s why I didn’t watch the Grammys. I’m sure it was long and drawn out so for your sake I hope you had something better to do as well. Nighty night bitches.