Melissa Joan Hartless tried pulling some tude on Jimmy Kimmel and he let the bitch have it. This clip is priceless! I love it when one star puts another star in their place. And I use the term star loosely here folks.
~A
Melissa Joan Hartless tried pulling some tude on Jimmy Kimmel and he let the bitch have it. This clip is priceless! I love it when one star puts another star in their place. And I use the term star loosely here folks.
~A
Damn bitch! It didn’t take long for “The Bachelor” reject to recover now id it? First she snagged a spot on Dancing with the Stars and now she’s hooked up with the very adorable Ty Strickland. Some reports actually claim that she had Ty waiting in the wings the entire time she was on the “Bachelor”. HA! You see, things aren’t always as they seem and the little victim act was just that, an act. If the reports are true of course. But, stranger things have happened. Scandal or not, she is one lucky bitch. Look at his dimples! Mmmm.
~A

It looks like Marc Ballas’ little guy was doing a little number of it’s own last night. I’m seriously hoping that it’s just a bad camera angle because I’d be really weirded out if he was turned on by little Shawn Johnson. That’s just wrong!

You see people, that’s why I can’t wear certain fabrics. For instance, when I was a kid my family always used to buy me those really tacky silk boxers around Christmas. As if wearing Santa Clause and all his reindeer around my peen wasn’t torture enough, I couldn’t ever wear those suckers without pitching a tent. There’s just something too arousing about that silky smooth texture rubbing oh so softly against the … OK I’m gonna stop right there. (Thanks to Johnny for the tip … That silky smooth, er nevermind)
~A