Who knew Olympic bobsledding could be so erotic? Well I sure didn’t. But clearly, something was going on inside the sled of Germany’s Kevin Kuske cuz boy was sporting some major bonage after taking the Gold. And no I’m not complaining.
~A
Posts Tagged ‘Crotch Watch’
Crotch Watch!
Monday, February 22nd, 2010Pleez Sir, Can I Have Some More?
Thursday, January 21st, 2010And by more I mean less, and by less I mean less clothes on Mr Matt Schiermeier. Thank you thank you thank you for the delicious photography Empyrean. 
~A
Oh Dear Gawd!
Tuesday, September 8th, 2009Well here’s the thing, I’m grateful that he’s at least wearing underwear. And at the same time, I kinda wish he wasn’t. Is that bad? Never mind, don’t answer that. Just watch. And, did he say “joof”?! Umm probably NSFW.
~A
Wednesday Woody!
Wednesday, August 19th, 2009I think I just might make “Wednesday Woody” a new feature on OBP. And what better way to kick it off than with the beautifully bulging 23-year-old Tom Duer. He might be a tad too big for some of you, but for me he’s just right! These pics were shot by the fantastic Rick Day. OHHH!! One of the pics after the jump is NSFW. You’re welcome
~A
Just Because …
Tuesday, August 18th, 2009It’s Tuesday and the day is almost over which means it’s getting close to hump day which means this bitch is getting horny! So here’s a little afternoon delight who goes by the name of Tyler Lough. Oh how low I would go!
~A
Just Because …
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009I have Simon Rex in my head, so I thought why not dig up his old photos. You know those pesky little NSFW but oh so delicious ones? Yeah those. So here ya go. Puts a whole new meaning in “hump day” doesn’t it.
~A
Barbara Bush - One Lucky Bitch!
Tuesday, June 9th, 2009Yeah I know I called her a bitch. Let’s not forget what site you’re reading. The same site that Warner Bros blocked so now I can’t blog from the office. (Don’t worry, I’ll figure out a way ;)) Damn where’d that detour come from?! Back to this bitch!
Barbara apparently survived this incident and by incident I mean having a crotch in her face that didn’t resemble those little vienna sausages that come in a can. The old gurls got a strong heart. I wasn’t even there and I can barely keep from going into a cardiac arrest.
Is this really what the guys from A Chorus Line look like nowadays? I propose they start doing the show naked. You wanna revive Broadway, there’s your answer. Btw, it has a name. It’s Justin Clynes. Damn boy!
~A
Jean-Claude Van DAMN BITCH!
Friday, May 22nd, 2009Y’all have no idea what a crush I used to have on Jean-Claude Van Damme as a kid. Little boys should not be thinking about doing the things to older men like I was. And I have to say, the dudes still got it. Jean gave his fans a little show in Cannes by stepping out on his balcony draped in only a pair of briefs. And daddy is PACKING!
~A
Mr. Panama Stripped
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009Oh gurl, they took her crown away. Ain’t that a bitch. After finding out that Mr. Panama, Ryan Oliver, had bared all for Sean Cody under the name “Andy”, he was asked to step down and give up his title. Bitch Pleez! That’s some bullshit. In my eyes it only makes him hotter. But we have come to the conclusion that I’m a total perv so I don’t know how much my opinion is worth here. Check out “Andy” doing his thing after the break. Definitely NSFW. Source The Sword
~A
Trannies Like Little Dicks?
Monday, March 30th, 2009I had no idea. I would assume since they’re sort of part guy part gurl (hope that’s not offensive to trannies cuz lord knows they’ll cut me) it would take an extra huge peen to satisfy but apparently I’m wrong. I guess when the “little guy” is attached to someone like Josh Duhamel it doesn’t really matter though. That’s right, thanks to OMGBlog we can now all see what makes Fergie’s body go Boom Boom Boom. And it doesn’t take much. (NSFW pics after the jump)
~A
