Why are people cheering at the end of this RIDIC performance?! Oh never mind, I get it now. They’re just grateful that it’s ovah! Me too.
~A
Posts Tagged ‘britney spears’
I Have One Question …
Monday, October 26th, 2009Brit’s 3-Some Song
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009Ummm I’m on the fence with this one. It’s catchy and all but after a first listen I’m just not feeling it. What do you think? Maybe I just need a few more listens for it to grow on me. Like a fungus…
~A
Dear Britney Spears, Put Some Clothes On!
Wednesday, August 19th, 2009Poor BritBrit. Has it really come to this? Doing David Letterman’s Top Ten List in a bikini?! Here’s the thing, I more than anyone else know that when you’ve worked hard for the body you have, you wanna flaunt it. And granted, our little fallen country bumpkin has had two kids so her journey back to a bodacious bod couldn’t have been easy. But gurl, you made a joke out of yourself. And the thing is, had the jokes been funny, she could’ve gotten away with it. I would have let it slide. But this shit was just down right LAME and a waste of two good minutes of my life. Pleez, pleez, pleez run this shit by me first.
~A
This Can’t Be Good
Tuesday, August 4th, 2009Britney and Lindsay reunited on Sunday at Full Frontal Disco in Chinatown in LA. Now if I remember correctly, the last time these bitches hung out was with Paris Hilton when they all went for a joy ride. Followed shortly after by the famous Britney Break-down. So I’m just gonna say it. Britney the world can’t emotionally afford another shaved head or hospital lock down from you. STAY AWAY FROM LOHAN! (Thanks to Johnny for the tip) A lot more photos HERE!
~A
Brit’s Candies Commercial
Thursday, July 23rd, 2009I like the use of the song Radar, one of my favorites, but the video and concept are definitely lacking. Much like all her recent performances, I’m going to have to say this one feels phoned in. I can’t blame Brit though since I’m guessing all she had to do was show up. Whoever chose this boooring concept is the person to finger.
~A
‘Memba This?
Monday, July 6th, 2009It never really mattered what his face looked like or what charges he was up against, once Michael Jackson stepped on stage all crowds just fell out. Too bad Britney ruined this performance. At the time someone like Aguilera would have rocked that shit out. Oh well, at least Jacko gave the crowd something worth remembering.
~A
Brit Brings Out the Crazy
Monday, May 4th, 2009How a fan from the audience was able to sneak up on stage over the weekend at the Brtiney Spears concert is beyond me. Where the hell was the security? I have to say though, the look on her face when she sees the guy is priceless. She even stopped lip-syncing for the moment. That should’ve been the headline. The incident happens around 2:15.
And can I just say that after seeing countless youtube videos of Britney’s concerts I’m really happy I didn’t shell out the cash to go and see her. I don’t care how many times they strap her to a harness or how many times she walks from one end of the stage to the other, the concert is just not good. It pains me to say it, but this is definitely getting put into the concert FAIL file. Sorrelz Brit, but you did it again. And not in a good way. (Thanks to Daniel for the tip)
~A
No! No! No!
Monday, April 27th, 2009Why Brit? Well I know why you’re wearing a tampon but why do we have to see it? Didn’t whoever it was that squeezed you into that outfit see it? And why in the hell didn’t anyone say anything? We need answers! And therapy… I will say, this is a step up for our little Princess. At least she’s in her right mind these days and is actually wearing a tampon. ‘Memba those pics a while back? With the lacy dress and the bloody panties? Ugh. So you see, progress, not perfection. (Thanks to Aric for the tip ;))
~A
Oh Damn! Brit, Is That You In There?
Wednesday, April 1st, 2009OK the people at Candie’s must think that we are fucking blind, or fucking stupid. Cuz bitch I know that ain’t Brit’s bod. Seriously, we see photos snapped of Britney every day and not once in the past five years has her body even come close to resembling these ads. Oh wait, I take that back. The wax figure of her at Madam Tussauds has that body. But our real Brit Brit in the flesh, not so much.
~A
Fatty Federline!
Wednesday, April 1st, 2009Oh lawdy lawdy! I’m not trying to be mean but when I saw this picture of K-Fed looking like Aretha Franklin’s adopted brother all I could think was “he used to be a dancer?!” I mean seriously, the only dance he’s been doing lately is around a keg and a six-foot bong. And people give my poor BritBrit shit for gaining a little weight. She popped out two kids and went crazy y’all! What’s his excuse?
~A
