No, she didn’t make another mad dash from rehab. This times it’s her tatas that are trying to break free. The Winester proved that no matter how far down the scale you have fallen, you can always fall further. Say it with me Winney, pasties! For a closer look if you really care to see more of that stretched out nip, click after the jump.
~A
Whoever set up this duet a few years ago had a lot of splaining to do. And apologizing to poor Charlotte Chirch who had the unfortunate opportunity to perform with Amy Winehouse doing MJ’s Beat It. Damn it Amy, learn the song. IT’S MICHAEL’S BEAT IT FOR CHRIST’S SAKE! Who doesn’t know that song?! Oh Ma Gawd, if I was Charlotte I would’ve slapped a bitch. Which is exactly what she did, with her voice. Bitch rocked it out! Winehouse on the other hand was just rocked out. Crack rocked out.
~A
Bitch pleez pull it together! I can’t just stand by and watch you waste away your life. If this performance in St. Lucia is supposed to be a come back, then where the hell are you coming back from? The grave?! Clearly all the sun and sand is doing shit for your performing skills and I’m seriously losing faith that any real talent still exists. I’m rooting for you all the way but it’s time lady. Time to put down the booze, put down the pipe/s and find the gurl and the voice that the world fell in love with not so long ago. We miss you. Anyhoo, other than that, I hope all is well. Send my love to the family and tell your daddy to call me. 
~A
Amy Winehouse, or the horse she rode in on? Well this is a tough one. Both are long in the face and pack a pretty powerful kick. Still, I think I’m gonna have to go with the horse. I know the risks I’d be taking (I saw the video of that one guy with the horse), but that sounds much better than the idea of taking a stab at the Wino.
~A
Okay, she’s no Alessandra Ambrosio, but for Wino, this is damn good. I may even go out on a limb and say she looks like she put down the crack pipe and picked up some fish-n-chips. I think that’s what those crazy Brits eat. Keep it going Winey! I miss that raspy ass yet soothing voice.
~A
And no I’m not talking about a staph infection. I mean that voice that I fell in love with years back. I really wish she could pull it together. Her voice is truly a gift that needs to be shared with the world. Unfortunately like most gifts, we don’t fully appreciate them until we are without.
~A
You gotta love a girl that, much like a cockroach, just refuses to give up. Amy Winehouse is going to be the next Fergie. Gurl is working on her fitness!
This trainer showed up at Amy’s place in London yesterday to help the train-wreck get her body back in order. I’m guessing no one has yet to tell Amy that in order to lift the weights she actually has to put down the crack pipe.
But don’t fret Wino, you can smoke between reps.
~A
Seriously! Everyone’s making such a big deal about the pills and crack pipes and what not. I say, what the fuck is up with the Wino’s hubby’s teeth?! Oh bitch, pleez see a dentist.
Image from — newsoftheworld.co.uk
