“American Idol” Tim Urban might not be the best singerin the bunch, but hell if he ain’t smokin’ hot! I don’t care how many Idols fall before he gets sent home. Only one can win anyway so why not have him around to look at til the end? Special thanks to Johnny Lopez for sending me these mouth watering pics. Delish!
~A
Yes I’m a day behind on “American Idol”, and to be honest I feel like I’m a year behind on anything and everything pop culture these days. Who’s big these days? I dunno. So Yes I have a lot of catching up to do. Why not start with AI? First off I MISS PAULA! I really do. I miss all the nonsense she had to offer this great nation in the form of musical critiquing. And Kara, Oh ma gawd is she annoying or what? I hate her.
Really the only thing I’m enjoying so far is how excited the contestants get when they get their golden tickets. There’s just something about watching someone react who’s dreams might just come true. Gives the rest of us a little more hope. And that’s a great feeling. 
~A
BTW, I think Pants on the Ground is the new Tardy for the Party. I can’t wait for the ringtone.
If there’s isn’t the chance that shit like the following clip might go down each night on “American Idol” with Paula Adbul not returning as a judge, then I’m not watching. Does that entire sentence even make sense? LOL! Oh well you get what I’m sayin’. Listen FOX, I don’t give a shit if Paula Adbul asked you to provide her with vodka colonics every night before the show while massaging vicodin lotion into her feet. If that’s what she wants, you give it to her. If she wants more money, you give it to her! The show cannot and will not survive without the Abdul. This better be a hoax to gain attention for the new season and I better see her bobble head propped up at that judges table. Otherwise heads are gonna roll. And not just Paula’s.
~A
‘Memba this bitch?! I LOVED her on the show. Granted I never thought she should win but I did think she would make a great recording artist. Low and behold, here’s her first single off her debut album. It’s called Radio Radio and I actually like it. What do you guys think?
~A
Turns out David Archuleta’s dad Jeff isn’t the pedophile I thought he was. Nope. Turns out he’s just another guy who can’t get enough of the slap and tickle. Unfortunately he has to pay for it these days and was busted in the act. That’s right, he hired a prostitute. GASP! LOL.
Not really sure why this is so shocking. It happens everyday and you all probably know a few people that partake in those sort of activities. You just don’t know they do. Of course he admitted it to the cops and then once he had a lawyer to be his mouthpiece he took it all back. Read the full blow by blow HERE. (thanks to Leslie for the tip… Miss you bitch!)
~A
You knew they’re just going to make you look like a damn fool on national television. AGAIN! And yet you still showed up. Luckily for you “That Fourth Judge” made a bit of a fool out of herself as well. So as Michael Jackson once said when he was still making hits, you are not alone.
~A
The National Inquierer is at it again. And by at it I mean making shit up. According to their story, “Idol”contestants Kris Allen and Adam Lambert are having a difficult time even tolerating the other. FALSE!
An inside source of mine reveals exclusively to OBP that the truth is quite the opposite. The two have found themselves very close and if my source had to describe the pair they would even go as far as saying that Kris is a little “obsessed with Adam”. So there you have it. Today’s head lines debased to a lousy attempt at celebrity news. By yours truly. It’s Friday bitches!
~A
I knew it was only a matter of time before one of these photos surfaced. I’m talking of course about Adam Lambert in drag. Bitch looks fierce! Almost like I sometimes picture Mimi from Rent to look like. So, like a straight up hot hooker. He better win now. Source: BeGayLittleBird
~A
I might as well write this shit as I watch it. LIl, bye gurl! It’s been nice, ugh why am I lying? It hasn’t been nice and you haven’t been good. Sorry Lil darlin’ but your time is up. Love the booty though. Definitely one talent you were born with.
And now we’re on to Kris. The lesser version of Jason Mraz … OK not bad. And I’m not just saying it because he’s so damn adorable. The arrangement was pretty awesome and almost made me wanna get up and do Paula’s cracky dance. Almost … He’ll live to see another week.
Ah shit! My fav is up next. GOOO Allison! Oops I was wrong. Danny. OK I’m just gonna say it. Clearly the judges want him to stay. Because that song SUCKED. Now don’t get me wrong, I love him and he’s an amazing singer, but this was a terrible choice and it was as Simon would say “forgettable”.
I think I’ve discovered where Adam Lambert gets his makeup tips from. Earlier in the season Adam had a friend in the audience whose real name is John Chandler. But in my community John is better known for his Uh-May-Zing work as Miss Megan Paige Brooks. She is fucking ferosh! Seriously, when I put a wig and pair of heels on, I can only dream of being as fierce as this bitch. Work!
And since we’re on the subject of little Adam, I have to say, and I’m sure it’s been said over and over again so let this be the billionth time you hear it, but he is in a league all of his own. I don’t give a shit what he sings, I’m mezmorized each time he gets on that stage. And to be quite honest, I think I have a little crush on him. There, I said it. I’m falling for a boy that wears makeup, skinny jeans and has a huge talent. And proud of it.
~A
