I made it safe and sound. Yay! And if you can believe it, I’m actually writing this post from iPhone. Anyway lots to tell but not at this moment. Let’s just say it’s been very interesting thus far. And this is who I’m rooming with. He’s got a bit of a runny nose.
~A
So I’m getting amped up for New Year’s and am reminded of New Year’s past. It’s good to reflect on the reason why I choose not to drink. This guy is a great example.
~A
Take care of a little “business”. There’s nothing to be ashamed of. We all do it. And bitches, you really don’t want this to happen to you. Lord knows I HATE when that happens. Not that it’s ever happened to me. What?! Stop staring at me. I swear! 
~A
I couldn’t decide what to do for New Year’s Eve. I could stay in LA and be miserable by myself or even worse I could venture out to The Myan or Here Lounge and watch the pretty boys pose and lose themselves in their drug induced comas. Or I could head out to Palm Springs where all my sober peeps are going to be ringing in the new year. As tempting as the first option sounds, I’m choosing door B. I hope you all are planning to be safe this holiday and please please please don’t drink and drive. The 30 minutes you spend the next day picking up your car will be nothing compared to spending a night in jail or even worse, harming another person’s life.
Love, Light and Prosperity Bitches!
~A
CLICK HERE to see how it’s all gonna go down. Thanks Chexy for putting your AWESOME spin on everything.
~A
I went to school with this guy. We even had a few scenes together unfortunately there wasn’t any kissing. Not that I didn’t try to ad-lib. Anyway, just so you all know, he is one of the sweetest guys I’ve ever met in the industry. And although his pictures might lead you to believe otherwise, he has no idea how hot he really is.
~A
It’s always difficult to leave my family. The anticipation to get home is always trumped by the sadness I experience when I say goodbye knowing well that it might be six months to a year before I get to see them again. Still, I’m extremely grateful that my family is so loving and that our time together is truly cherished.
My mom and brother left for North Carolina yesterday and my sister just dropped me off at the airport. Thanks Mel, Mom, Terry, John, Johnny Jr, Marissa and Jarod for one of our best Christmas’s yet. I miss you all already. And Terry, you little bitch, I’m never playing catch phrase with you again. And if I hear that you keep speeding in that car of yours I’m going to kick your ass! Luv Ya, Mean It!
~A
I don’t understand women nor do I try to, but whoever created these jeans need to be mentally evaluated. Who in their right minds thought this was cute? First off ladies, it is NOT cute when your underwear sticks out of your pants. We’re all proud that you remembered to put them on, but really we don’t need to see them. And seriously, if you’re so desperate for attention that you would actually wear these jeans out in public, then you might want to try a different route. I suggest running into oncoming traffic. People always notice that! Just my suggestion. Take it for what it’s worth.
~A
Just to keep you bitches updated, this is what I’ve been up to while with the family. We played catchphrase, I exercised with my nephew Jarod, played with my mom’s hair (first of all women over 40 shouldn’t have streaks in their hair and men over 27 shouldn’t play with their moms hair. Two wrongs don’t make a right. But we are who we are.) And I attempted at riding a motorcycle. I didn’t get far. Will try again tomorrow. Had some turkey and all the fixins and then watched The Dark Knight. So far it’s been awesome!
~A
It’s the holidays so I’m going to try and be nice… Um, well, i guess, or, what i mean is, AHHH! I can’t do it! Someone feed that bitch and revoke her tanning privileges! The only thing nice I think I could think of to say about Donatella Versace is that she’d make a great pair of boots.
~A
