“American Idol” Tim Urban might not be the best singerin the bunch, but hell if he ain’t smokin’ hot! I don’t care how many Idols fall before he gets sent home. Only one can win anyway so why not have him around to look at til the end? Special thanks to Johnny Lopez for sending me these mouth watering pics. Delish!
~A
You do the math my pretties. Some teachers were getting down n durty in front of an entire gymnasium of screaming students at Churchill High in Winnipeg. While I certainly can understand getting caught up in the moment, for instance I often cry several times during an episode of Ugly Betty. However, bitch you’re a teacher! And he’s a teacher! And doing a little spit n poke in front of those kids AND CAMERAS was just plain stupid.
This reminds me of being in Junior High and Mr. Sanchez saying to me, “Antonio, assholes don’t go to the state fair”. Who’s the asshole now? LOL. OK that was totally not connected to the two tramps in the chair but a funny story none the less.
~A
For those of you who might not this, there is something out there called Vajazzling. Yes bitches, Vajazzling. It’s like bedazzling but for your vajayjay. It’s for dumb gurls who have money to waste by shaving their pubes and pasting jewels to their whohas. Who does that?! And again, what’s the point?
If you shine a light on your snatch maybe it’s like a disco ball or something, but unless your suspended from a ceiling then what good is that? Call me old fashion but I like to imagine a woman’s private part looking like a venus fly trap. Not some sparkling taco shell.
~A
Source: The Luxury Spot
Who knew Olympic bobsledding could be so erotic? Well I sure didn’t. But clearly, something was going on inside the sled of Germany’s Kevin Kuske cuz boy was sporting some major bonage after taking the Gold. And no I’m not complaining.
~A
What is up with me today and all these strong statements? What I meant to write in that headline was that while I’m still a perv, I’m no longer a pedophile. Why you ask? Because Taylor Lautner is 18 today!!!!! All my feelings are finally legal in ALL states. Praise Jebus! Happy B-day TayLay!
~A
OK “need” is a bit dramatic, but I’m not even joking when I say that I really really really want one of these. I know it’s probably the most ridiculous thing ever created, and the commercial only begs for the product to be slaughtered, but I want a hoodie-footie! Am I crazy? Don’t answer that…
~A
I know it’s been a while since I’ve given you some wood on hump day… unless you’re my lucky boyfriend Ian that is ;). So for the rest of you I present Mr Joseph Sayers. Courtesy of my friends at OhLaLa. To see EVERYTHING that Joey has to offer (and it’s plenty) CLICK HERE. NSFW
~A
Thanks to JLo for the tip. And what a tip it is!
I know I’m about to get a ton of shit for this video since it’s totally not the safest thing to do while operating a dangerous vehicle. In my defense, I was on a lot of pain medications from the stitches on my face and wasn’t thinking clearly. Oh wait, that doesn’t help my case does it? OK I was just so excited to try out my new HD flip. Anyhoo, let this be a “what not to do while driving” video for all.
~A
OK, I get that people in Haiti lost everything. I understand and am all for lending a hand. I can’t even begin to imagine what it must be like to live through such a life-shattering experience. And yes I’ve donated all I can afford to based upon my unemployed budget.
But used yoga mats? Really?!! I’m guessing with all that’s going on, trying to perfect the downward facing dog is the last thing on these peoples minds. Am I wrong?
~A
SOURCE: The Awl
I’ll admit it. There was a time when I wanted nothing more than to rip the clothes off K-Fed’s back and show the back-up dancer a few of my own moves. These days, ummm, not so much. In fact the only reason I’d want see him strip now, well actually there is NO reason for that.
Unfortunately someone feels he’s of celebrity status and has gotten the dead beat dad to join the ranks of other d-listers for this season Celebrity Fit Club. Ironic that rarely do any of these so-called celebrities walk away from the show “fit”. The only guarantee is that they probably won’t lose their town homes in Sun Valley for at least another month or so.
Anywho, I’ve said enough of nothing on this subject. Except of course, Bitch pleez put on some clothes!
~A
