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Oh Ma Gawd!

~A — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:50:54 +0000

Once in a while I stumble upon something so awesome that I despise the fact that I didn’t think of it first. A new website called LesbiansWhoLookLikeJustinBieber is that caliber of awesome. No, it’s aweshum!

In all honesty, even if I had thought of it, that’s where it would have ended. As a thought. Cuz this bitch alone is more than I can handle. Anyway, I hope this site doesn’t offend any lesbians, but if it does, just know that it’s your own fault for looking like a 16-year-old boy. There, I said it.

“Down Boy” Ronnie Bogno

~A — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 06:03:51 +0000

I don’t know who this Ronnie Bogno from the United Kingdom is but what I do know is that he’s HOT!!! He added me as a friend on facebook and how could I not start browsing his pics with a profile like this? Needless to say, before I knew it I was stealing his pictures to share with you bitches on the intraweb. You’re very welcomed.

Rained Out … Again!

~A — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 16:57:51 +0000

I know I’m about to sound like a whiny bitch from LA but here goes anyway. I’m tired of this fucking rain. I can’t do construction work when it rains, my car gets muddy when it rains, and the worst part of all is I can’t play softball when it rains. Our summer season was supposed to kick off last Sunday but whattaya know, it was rained out. Cut to this week, and we’re rained out again. I’m over it, this ain’t Seattle and I sure as Hell didn’t sign up for three months of rain. Enough already! OK I’m going back to bed. Cuz I like to sleep when it rains.

Oscar Fever!

~A — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 01:30:52 +0000

I don’t know about y’all but I’ve been waiting patiently for this weekend to arrive and it’s finally here! Nope, not for the Oscars, but because softball starts up again. YAY! Anyway, for those of you that are in fact looking forward to the stars trotting themselves out spray tanned from head to toe and covered in bling, here’s a little something to get you going. Get up and dance bitches!

I’m Not Here to Judge, But …

~A — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 19:39:59 +0000

Is this 8-year-old really half naked on TV doing Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance?! And Killing it?! I’m not sure whether to stand and cheer, watch repeatedly and steal some moves, or call Brazil’s child services. I’m stumped y’all!

I feel bad for enjoying this so much but she reminds me of a baby La Pequena. Oh Ma Gawd! She’s Baby Gaga!

Say It Ain’t So!

~A — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:54:56 +0000

According to this week’s Star, there’s trouble a brewing on all fronts in Kardashian land. Apparently Lamar found out he married a Tranny, Reggie has figured out that the only true love in Kim’s life is HER, and Scott sucked all he could out of poor Kourt. What is the world coming to when the Kardashian sisters can’t make their fairytale relationships work. Is there any hope for the rest of us?! HA!

OK here’s the thing, Star magazine or really ANY other gossip rag love to stir shit up. I’m not saying that some of there accusations might not hold some truth, but come on people. They state “divorce” but add a question mark at the end. That means they don’t know jack and are running a seemingly juicy story but can’t be sued cuz they’re only posing the question. Then they say Kim’s been dumped. Oh Ma Gawd! Well yeah she was dumped a few years ago. Hmmm and duped? Well if you’ve watched even one episode of their show then that goes without saying. So long story short, it’s a slow slow news day at Star.

“Down Boy” Drew Pare

~A — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:27:37 +0000

I’m stamping this one certified 100% Perfection. I dare any of you to try and find a flaw? I dare you. Never mind, scratch that, I just found a flaw. He shaves his stomach. WHY?! But beyond that, I dare you. The pics after the jump are slightly NSFW. No, there isn’t any peen but it gets a little cheeky if you know what I’m saying.

Bless Me Father, For I Have Sinned

~A — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:12:04 +0000

And by sinned I mean failed to blog more frequently. Most people might think that someone who’s unemployed (ME) would have all the time in the world to keep a blog updated, but I’m here to state the contrary. I have found it almost impossible to find the time to sit down and attempt to entertain you all. If I’m not traveling somewhere then I’m working a construction job, and if I’m not doing a construction job then I’m job hunting, and when I’m not job hunting I’m moving or helping friends move, or cleaning or anything else you can think of.

I guess I’m trying to say that I’m sorry for letting you all down and revealing that I am in no way shape or form superman. Though I sometimes think I am. But in all sincerity, I vow to try my hardest to put SOMETHING up more often. I hope you’re all well, healthy and employed… and still reading.

Who Is this Justin Bieber?

~A — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:00:24 +0000

All I know is that I hear his name everywhere, he’s always a trending topic on TWITTER, and apparently he’s sending prepubescent kids into hysterics across the country. If you ask me he looks like a young, might I add LESSER clone of Little Man Efron. But what do I know? Anyway, here’s a hilarious clip from Jimmy Kimmel where one lucky fan was given a memory that will either be one of her best or one that she’ll share with her therapist… in a mental institution.

My Dreams Have Been Answered

~A — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 00:55:35 +0000

No I haven’t been asked to be the next judge on American Idol and no I didn’t hit the jackpot in the CA lottery. But hold on to your bus passes bitches cuz Glee is coming to a theater near you! That’s right, my favorite harmonious cast will be doing a 4-city tour tour starting in May and I don’t care if I have to sell my soul for some tickets, you can bet I will be there one way or another! For more info, CLICK HERE!