Is this 8-year-old really half naked on TV doing Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance?! And Killing it?! I’m not sure whether to stand and cheer, watch repeatedly and steal some moves, or call Brazil’s child services. I’m stumped y’all!
I feel bad for enjoying this so much but she reminds me of a baby La Pequena. Oh Ma Gawd! She’s Baby Gaga!
~A
All I know is that I hear his name everywhere, he’s always a trending topic on TWITTER, and apparently he’s sending prepubescent kids into hysterics across the country. If you ask me he looks like a young, might I add LESSER clone of Little Man Efron. But what do I know? Anyway, here’s a hilarious clip from Jimmy Kimmel where one lucky fan was given a memory that will either be one of her best or one that she’ll share with her therapist… in a mental institution.
~A
Just when you thought you’d seen it all, out of nowhere (Dlisted) hops onto stage a one legged stripper. Well to be fair she has two legs, but only one of them is real. I KNOW!!!
This is truly inspiring. If this bitch can overcome all obstacles and climb back on that stripper pole then there’s still hope for me.
~A
I missed this because I was busy having fun playing games with my peeps on New Year’s Eve but apparently Kathy Griffin offended the free world with an F-Bomb live on CNN. BIG FUCKING DEAL!
First of all, I love her and she said it while talking about those fucktards with the balloon boy so really it needed to be said. Second of all, who the fuck is watching CNN that hasn’t heard that shit anyway? Boo Hoo bitches. She said it. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck. Can we now move on? Thanks so much.
~A
Remember when Adam Lambert was on American Idol and fans SWORE he wasn’t gay. Oh ma gawd! That was hilarious wasn’t it? Our gurl was Downtown in LA today shooting his first music video looking, pretty …
~A
Let me just start by apologizing for putting this photo of new mom Alessandra Ambrosio up on my site. The fact that someone who just popped one out could look like this just proves the fact that life really isn’t fair. For Christ’s sake, look at her stomach, and legs, and thighs and every inch of her ridiculous body. I guess this is what motherhood looks like … When you have nannies, a trainer, a chef and a nutritionist.
~A
Now this is some talent! I don’t care how unfortunate looking a person is, if they can pull this off without showing us all what they had for lunch, then I promise you they’ll find themselves a mate. Just my humble opinion. Thanks to my friend Adam aka “the perv” for sending this gem our way.
~A
I wish I could have been in DC yesterday to march with my peeps and to help continue the fight for equality. Yes I know it’s been a while since I pounded your ears with gay rights talk, but our struggles hasn’t ended and I refuse to let the issue die.
Yesterday Gov. Ahnold quietly signed a bill forcing the State of California to recognize gay marriages conducted in other states. While it’s not a giant leap, it’s a small stride. Not nearly enough to pacify any situation but progress none the less. It’s working people! We can’t settle down our voices and we must not retire this fight. Thank you to my firends and family who are doing their part for my rights. Love you bitches!
~A
The Mayor of the City of Tulare doesn’t give a shit if you’re 7-years-old and trying to make money for Disneyland. He needs to see your permit! LOL. This isn’t that exciting but I just think it’s funny, 1 that the parents put their daughter at the corner of a busy and dangerous intersection with her lemonade stand. 2 that the city shut her shit down. HA! 3 gurl was charging 2 bucks a glass. Werk! Even at 7 she knows a gurl’s gotta get paid!
~A
The only question I’m asking myself right now is why in the Hell did Bravo make us wait so long for the Housewives of Atlanta? Don’t they love us? Aren’t we faithful to the point that I watch every episode at least five times? Well whatever the case may be, they’re back. FINALLY! I know my roommate TK has already pissed himself and if you haven’t seen the first episode I suggest you get with it! Here’s a small taste of awesomeness that is Sheree.
Now I can’t decide if this is bad cuz it’s pretty much black on black crime or if it’s a hate crime due to the fact that homeboy is cleary a freind a Dorothy. All I know is that I want more! 
~A
