No I haven’t been asked to be the next judge on American Idol and no I didn’t hit the jackpot in the CA lottery. But hold on to your bus passes bitches cuz Glee is coming to a theater near you! That’s right, my favorite harmonious cast will be doing a 4-city tour tour starting in May and I don’t care if I have to sell my soul for some tickets, you can bet I will be there one way or another! For more info, CLICK HERE!
~A
What is up with me today and all these strong statements? What I meant to write in that headline was that while I’m still a perv, I’m no longer a pedophile. Why you ask? Because Taylor Lautner is 18 today!!!!! All my feelings are finally legal in ALL states. Praise Jebus! Happy B-day TayLay!
~A
Well yes I do love me some Homer and the gang, however in this case I’m talking about 7-year-old Charlie Simpson. The adorable young chap wanted to raise money to help the people of Haiti with a bike-a-thon. And whattaya know, the little guy raised over 200K. Atta boy! The only thing good that comes from such a massive tragedy are the everyday Heros that step up and offer what they can to help. In this little man’s case, one small gesture went a long way. If I had a heart I think I would actually tear up.
~A
I wish I could have been in DC yesterday to march with my peeps and to help continue the fight for equality. Yes I know it’s been a while since I pounded your ears with gay rights talk, but our struggles hasn’t ended and I refuse to let the issue die.
Yesterday Gov. Ahnold quietly signed a bill forcing the State of California to recognize gay marriages conducted in other states. While it’s not a giant leap, it’s a small stride. Not nearly enough to pacify any situation but progress none the less. It’s working people! We can’t settle down our voices and we must not retire this fight. Thank you to my firends and family who are doing their part for my rights. Love you bitches!
~A
I haven’t even watched “The Office” Wedding yet and I still cried just watching this clip. What is going on with me?! Someone PLEEZ tell me you cried too. Otherwise I might have to go back to therapy. 
~A
And by THIS I mean the fact that Taylor Lautner isn’t dead center with his shirt off. Other than that, the new poster for “New Moon” is smokin’. I can’t wait!
~A
And you thought the “Nightmare On Elm Street had died”. Not so much. And thank Gawd cuz I love this shit. When I was a kid I loved being scared. I’m not sure why but I loved watching Nightmare after nightmare til I couldn’t possibly fall asleep. And every shadow on the wall or sound the house would make would send me nearly into cardiac arrest. Doesn’t that sound fun? Haha
And now Freddy’s coming back. One thing though, his new face, I’m not sure if I’m a fan. I guess I’ll have to wait and see. Don’t fall asleep bitches!
~A
It’s official! Sookie and Bill are getting married. In real life! I have to say that when I imagined this day I always pictured myself bitter and jealous over the fact that he wouldn’t be marrying me. But now, I’m just really happy for the pair. It only means that their sex scenes are gonna heat up even more. If that’s at all possible. Congrats to the happy couple. And Bill (Stephen Moyer) if you get tired of light and wanna come back to the dark side, I’ll be waiting. You can feast on me any day!
~A
The only question I’m asking myself right now is why in the Hell did Bravo make us wait so long for the Housewives of Atlanta? Don’t they love us? Aren’t we faithful to the point that I watch every episode at least five times? Well whatever the case may be, they’re back. FINALLY! I know my roommate TK has already pissed himself and if you haven’t seen the first episode I suggest you get with it! Here’s a small taste of awesomeness that is Sheree.
Now I can’t decide if this is bad cuz it’s pretty much black on black crime or if it’s a hate crime due to the fact that homeboy is cleary a freind a Dorothy. All I know is that I want more!
~A
OK I’m not gonna lie. I think I just pee’d myself a little. It’s natural. Dogs do it all the time when they get overexcited. Don’t judge me. It’s just that “Saved By the Bell” was my ALL TIME fave show. It’s where my love for white boys stemmed from. Oh that Zack Morris, with his folded stone washed jeans and adorable smile. How could I resist?!
And now they’re doing a reunion show?! This is glorious news. I can’t wait to see what they all thought about the Screech sex tape or how they felt when little Jesse Spano bared it all in “Show Girls” (My fave movie btw). Ooooh and wasn’t little Lisa (Lark Voorhies) hooked on drugs or something?!!! Oops, and I did it again. I should go dry off a little.
~A
