According to this week’s Star, there’s trouble a brewing on all fronts in Kardashian land. Apparently Lamar found out he married a Tranny, Reggie has figured out that the only true love in Kim’s life is HER, and Scott sucked all he could out of poor Kourt. What is the world coming to when the Kardashian sisters can’t make their fairytale relationships work. Is there any hope for the rest of us?! HA!
OK here’s the thing, Star magazine or really ANY other gossip rag love to stir shit up. I’m not saying that some of there accusations might not hold some truth, but come on people. They state “divorce” but add a question mark at the end. That means they don’t know jack and are running a seemingly juicy story but can’t be sued cuz they’re only posing the question. Then they say Kim’s been dumped. Oh Ma Gawd! Well yeah she was dumped a few years ago. Hmmm and duped? Well if you’ve watched even one episode of their show then that goes without saying. So long story short, it’s a slow slow news day at Star.
Tyra Banks is just the lesser version of Oprah I’ve decided. Just now that’s what I’ve decided. And so it shall be known from here on out. All the gurl does is talk about herself. And when the topic of the day isn’t Tyra focused, she finds a way to make it about Tyra.
This go round she’s getting down to who Tyra really is. Peeling away at the onion so to speak. You know, really searching deep within to reveal to the world what Tyra is all about. Cuz Tyra is deep. And so in an attempt to shed some inspirational light on us all, Tyra took off Tyra’s weave for one day. Oh! Ma! Gawd! Tyra is a genius and Tyra knows how to connect with the people. So powerful Tyra.
I like the use of the song Radar, one of my favorites, but the video and concept are definitely lacking. Much like all her recent performances, I’m going to have to say this one feels phoned in. I can’t blame Brit though since I’m guessing all she had to do was show up. Whoever chose this boooring concept is the person to finger.
Every single one of us. We can’t help it. It’s like we all have some slight form of ADHD and all it takes is a nice ass to set it off. Whattaya gonna do?
I could’ve sworn that Mariah Carey was pregnant from the photos taken at Cannes. But looking at her now, she doesn’t appear to be “with child”. Well except for her husband of course. Anyway, Mimi was pounding the pavement in another one of her classier outfits in New York for the video of her new single Obsessed.
I believe the exact quote was “I hope he dies and his body is grilled and fed to an entire third world country”. Ok ok, back off, she DIDN’T say that. But she did have a laugh or two at the expense of Perez. Atta gurl.
Turns out David Archuleta’s dad Jeff isn’t the pedophile I thought he was. Nope. Turns out he’s just another guy who can’t get enough of the slap and tickle. Unfortunately he has to pay for it these days and was busted in the act. That’s right, he hired a prostitute. GASP! LOL.
Not really sure why this is so shocking. It happens everyday and you all probably know a few people that partake in those sort of activities. You just don’t know they do. Of course he admitted it to the cops and then once he had a lawyer to be his mouthpiece he took it all back. Read the full blow by blow HERE. (thanks to Leslie for the tip… Miss you bitch!)
Star Magazine has done it again. Peddling some dumb as story just to sell copies. Acording to Star Brad and Jen had a rendezvous on the roof of some fancy hotel where they bumped uglies like noone was watching. Ummm, I get that Brad’s a guy and by default is a little stupid, but give him a little credit. He can’t be THAT stupid. Can he?
And let’s just say they actually were hooking back up, it’s a stretch but let’s pretend, the only reason this type of shit would be going down would be for Jen’s revenge on Angie. You know hat bitch is still bitter over the sitch.
Kanye West just took to his blog to do a little favor for Lady GaGa. “ATTENTION: LADY GAGA ASKED ME TO TELL Y’ALL THATS NOT HER ON THE ‘SILLY BOY‘ SONG”. So there you have it. Kanye is now Lady GaGa’s bitch! You heard it here first folks. (Thanks to La Lopez for the tip)
Damn bitch! It didn’t take long for “The Bachelor” reject to recover now id it? First she snagged a spot on Dancing with the Stars and now she’s hooked up with the very adorable Ty Strickland. Some reports actually claim that she had Ty waiting in the wings the entire time she was on the “Bachelor”. HA! You see, things aren’t always as they seem and the little victim act was just that, an act. If the reports are true of course. But, stranger things have happened. Scandal or not, she is one lucky bitch. Look at his dimples! Mmmm.
