Archive for the ‘UGH!’ Category

Jackson Update

Friday, June 26th, 2009

Ugh, I really wanted a Jackson FREE day but I knew that was going to happen. So I’m watching Jerry Springer in my office. That has to be free of any Michael Jackson news right?

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Anyway, for those of you that NEED to know, here goes …

Autopsy is underway and results are expected as early as this afternoon. There are reports that he OD’d on demerol. A drug that would have been administered by his live in Dr.. That same Dr. that has mysteriously disappeared and could possibly be charged with murder. DRAMA!

The kids, and this is the saddest part of this full on three ring circus, will probably be handed over to the golddigging Debbie Rowe. Well two of them. The youngest kids mother has never been revealed. So sad, they are the ones that my hearts cries out for. They’ve been subjected to a fantasy life and right now, reality is about to kick in for these young and vulnerable boogerz. That breaks my heart. You can’t split the three of them up and really you don’t want them around Joe Jackson and what is to become of them if the money hungry Rowe gets them? It’s a lose/lose situation.

So there you have it. Now I’m depressed all because you guys wanted to know whats going on. Happy now?! I need to find video of girls falling down or pictures of hot guys half naked to be able to get through this day.

~A

God Grant Me the Strength

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

To get my ass up from this couch and go buy some chicken soup and orange juice. I went to a meeting last night in LA that is held in someones back yard around a bon fire and now my throat is KILLING me. See what I get for trying to stay sober one day at a time. This too shall pass.

~A

Just Me

Damn Bitch! I’m Scurred!

Monday, April 27th, 2009

I actually saw someone on my lunch break wearing a mask. At first I thought “what a crazy bitch. The smog isn’t that bad today.” But now I’m thinking I might be the crazy one. If the swine flu is already in California and spreads as quick as this old PSA says it will, it’s only a matter of time. I’m too young damnit! And too cute to wear one of those hideous masks. What’s a boy to do?!

~A

Oh My ZZZZzzzz…

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

Will someone pleez wake me when something funny happens? Funny or Die got a ton of nobodies (besides the adorable Zac Efron) to take part in what will probably go down as the worst short this summer. If you have about five minutes of your life that you’re willing to throw away, then this video is just for you.

~A

Zac Efron’s Pool Party from Zac Efron

I’m So Sorry

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

But all the news today sucks! Let’s see, Lindsay Lohan is broke (who didn’t see that one coming?), Kanye West has more reasons to be full of himself (ugh), LeAnn Rimes and MY husband are still together (I’ll cut her!), and Lance Armstrong crashed and hurt himself (his one ball is OK though). See?! Not much going on …

~A

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The Crisis of Credit

Friday, March 20th, 2009

If you’re like me, then let’s be honest, we know the economy is in the shit hole, we know that friends are losing jobs and houses and cars, and we know that credit is in crisis. But again, if you’re like me, you don’t understand exactly why. This video produced by Jonathan Jarvis is just what you we need to watch. It’s informative, easy to understand and has great illustrations to keep your attention. BTW at around 7:20 I peed. (Thanks to Luke AKA I’m really bored at work on Friday for the tip … just the tip)

~A


The Crisis of Credit Visualized from Jonathan Jarvis on Vimeo.

Oral Arguments on Prop 8

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

I’ve been listening all morning and feel almost sick to my stomach. Not because I feel it’s going bad but mostly because once again, my fate is in the hands of a few people. That really scares me. If you wanna watch as well click here and then click on sfgtv2.

~A

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Out for the Afternoon

Friday, January 30th, 2009

We have a meeting from 11AM-5PM today for work. WTF?! I will try and use my cool iPhone application for wordpress to add some stuff to OBP but I doubt our six hour meeting will provide any interesting, erotic or funny material for my blog. So while you mourn my absence, stare deep into my Prada covered eyes and know that I’m NOT in a better place.

~A

All I Have To Say Is

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

Thanks to my friend Brownie for sending me the right photo at just the right moment.

~A

Driving Is a Privilege

Sunday, November 9th, 2008

So this is the shit that pisses me off. I was driving over Laurel Canyon on my way to my softball game last week and unfortunately got stuck behind some bitch that obviously doesn’t know how to drive. Let me just make one thing clear, it doesn’t matter how much your damn foreign car cost, you still only get ONE lane! UGH!

And while we’re on the subject of driving I need to get something else off my chest. Turn signals are your friends. They allow others on the road the opportunity to know exactly what you’re planning on doing behind that wheel of yours. Let’s make an effort to use ‘em.

~A

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