I haven’t even watched the Grammys yet and I would bet anything that this was the performance of the night. Seriously is she even capable of a poor performance? I doubt it. Come on people! Every note spot on and all while dangling upside down and spinning. Who does that?! Pink bitches.
And why haven’t I watched the Grammys you all ask. Well it’s my birthday week and me, my amazing boyfriend and four other couples are spending it in Aspen. Tonight I went shop to shop asking if Laura or Brooke had been there. The only answer I got was “WHO?!” Ummm hello, Laura and Brooke from the VH1 hit show “Aspen”. Oh wait, sources are telling me the show was already cancelled. SHOCKING! Anywho, after that little adventure we headed back to the ranch, had a lovely home cooked chili extravaganza of a dinner and ended with a testosterone charged game night. My team won of course ;).
So long story short, that’s why I didn’t watch the Grammys. I’m sure it was long and drawn out so for your sake I hope you had something better to do as well. Nighty night bitches.
And we’re back! Nope, not back to work, but just back to blogging. I have been so busy lately. It amazes me that without a job my days could get so jam packed with shit to do. Anyway, so to catch you up, I’m at the airport and waiting to board my flight to Milwaukee. Yes Milwaukee! Actually it’s going to be pretty awesome. The gay world series (which I’ve played in twice) is being hosted this year by the city of Milwaukee and I figured why not head down for the week.
I am fortunate enough to have friends from Dallas who are playing and so I will be spending the week being their cheerleader. I’m especially excited to see my good friend Roger. Anyway, that’s where I am, where I’ve been and where I’m going! Love y’all!
That’s right! There’s a reason I haven’t updated my blog for a few days. I was in Dallas playing in a softball tournament with the Pink Tacos (name was chosen by a straight guy of course). I had a blast, my body is wrecked and we came in second place. So all in all it was a pretty awesome weekend. But I’m back in the real world and in the real world you bitches are demanding more posts. Can’t a guy catch a break?!
It’s always difficult to leave my family. The anticipation to get home is always trumped by the sadness I experience when I say goodbye knowing well that it might be six months to a year before I get to see them again. Still, I’m extremely grateful that my family is so loving and that our time together is truly cherished.
My mom and brother left for North Carolina yesterday and my sister just dropped me off at the airport. Thanks Mel, Mom, Terry, John, Johnny Jr, Marissa and Jarod for one of our best Christmas’s yet. I miss you all already. And Terry, you little bitch, I’m never playing catch phrase with you again. And if I hear that you keep speeding in that car of yours I’m going to kick your ass! Luv Ya, Mean It!
Oh wow! Just found this guy on youtube as I sit here and watch gate A2 fill up with people who all think they’re boarding before me. FYI, they’re soooo WRONG! I don’t give a rats ass that the woman who just pulled up in front of me is in a wheel chair. I’ll roll her onto the runway. Ok, I’m totally joking. Back to Phil.
So I just found him and he is pretty f-in funny if I do say so myself. He may be too much “geek” for some of you to handle in one sitting, but I’m all about this guy. Alright, bout to board. YAY!
I’m not sure what’s supposed to happen or how the saying goes (mostly because it is7AM on the east coast and I’ve only slept an hour) but the girl who spilled her drink all over my jacket and shoes that was sitting next to me on my flight from LA to Washington was definitely a pig. And I hate to judge anyone for having bad breath after being stuck in a plain for five hours but hers was almost unbearable.
Luckily, since I couldn’t sleep, I had something nice to look at the entire flight. I didn’t ask his name or really even talk to him. In fact every time he caught me staring I swore he was gonna get up and punch me. But with no to little sleep I get a little paranoid. LOL. Anywho, I tried to take a few pics as we exited the plane. You’ll see the results after the jump. You’ll have to trust me that he was hot.
Now I wait to catch my flight to Virginia where I’ll spend the next six days with the familia. I’m so excited!
My flight home from NY to LA was interesting to say the least. ‘Member how I told you guys that my friend ditched me and came home early and so I was left to travel on my own? You do? Good! Well because of those little alterations in our plans I spent an entire 6 hours sitting next to Andy Milonakis.
You know when you get stuck sitting next to someone that just wants to talk and talk and all the while you’re just waiting for them to take a breath so you can slip on your headphones? Well that was definitely the case. I don’t think there was a subject we didn’t touch. From rednecks, to Prop 8, to house cleaners and all the way down to his crazy pink and purple glitter shoes that had a clock on them. In all honesty he was actually pretty cool. And even more shocking was the fact that he didn’t smell like pork grinds which is how I imagined he would.
Must come to an end. My travel buddy ditched me and took a flight home an entire day early to be with his boyfriend so I spent the last day on my own. It’s okay though. I did a few things that I had been dying to do before I left. First was got sun burnt. That’s been a real joy. Then I stopped to get a pedicure and manicure at a local salon where I paid almost $100! WTF?! Then I had the joy of cleaning our apartment to ensure a full refund of our deposit. Other than that I was pretty bored.
Now I’m sitting at JFK airport waiting for my flight home. I just wanna be home snuggling up in bed. OH! On a side note, this airport sucks. I’m not trying to talk shit about the good people of NYC and their beloved JFK, but this place is a few rats short of skid row. I have no idea why I was expecting something glamorous. It’s just that when I think of NYC I think of bright lights and fast driving taxis. Just another thing I’ve learned over the last week.
Anywho, I’m stoked (do people still use stoked?) to get back to my life in LA. Bubbles and I met some of the nicest locals and visitors in Puerto Rico and I wouldn’t change anything if I had the chance.
Well not really a bust but we definitely toned down our activities. We decided to sleep in late, head down to the beach and just chill out. Unfortunately the weather had different plans for our day. We ended up watching TV, taking a nap, then hitting the gym, and then out to Klub Krash for some Ghetto Gays. All in all a pretty good day.
