Is this 8-year-old really half naked on TV doing Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance?! And Killing it?! I’m not sure whether to stand and cheer, watch repeatedly and steal some moves, or call Brazil’s child services. I’m stumped y’all!
I feel bad for enjoying this so much but she reminds me of a baby La Pequena. Oh Ma Gawd! She’s Baby Gaga!
~A
I know I’m about to get a ton of shit for this video since it’s totally not the safest thing to do while operating a dangerous vehicle. In my defense, I was on a lot of pain medications from the stitches on my face and wasn’t thinking clearly. Oh wait, that doesn’t help my case does it? OK I was just so excited to try out my new HD flip. Anyhoo, let this be a “what not to do while driving” video for all.
~A
I haven’t even watched the Grammys yet and I would bet anything that this was the performance of the night. Seriously is she even capable of a poor performance? I doubt it. Come on people! Every note spot on and all while dangling upside down and spinning. Who does that?! Pink bitches.
And why haven’t I watched the Grammys you all ask. Well it’s my birthday week and me, my amazing boyfriend and four other couples are spending it in Aspen. Tonight I went shop to shop asking if Laura or Brooke had been there. The only answer I got was “WHO?!” Ummm hello, Laura and Brooke from the VH1 hit show “Aspen”. Oh wait, sources are telling me the show was already cancelled. SHOCKING! Anywho, after that little adventure we headed back to the ranch, had a lovely home cooked chili extravaganza of a dinner and ended with a testosterone charged game night. My team won of course ;).
So long story short, that’s why I didn’t watch the Grammys. I’m sure it was long and drawn out so for your sake I hope you had something better to do as well. Nighty night bitches.
From the gurl that brought you her lovely *cough* lady lumps comes a song dedicated to a womans best friend. It’s called “My Pumps”.
Gawd damnit! My sources are always wrong. Apparently that’s not Fergie. It’s NYC Drag extraordinaire Erickatoure and this shit was produced by the fagulous Adam Joseph. It was an honest mistake people! Well at least now I have an explanation as to why I liked it.
~A
Thanks to Jlo for the tip.
Yes I’m a day behind on “American Idol”, and to be honest I feel like I’m a year behind on anything and everything pop culture these days. Who’s big these days? I dunno. So Yes I have a lot of catching up to do. Why not start with AI? First off I MISS PAULA! I really do. I miss all the nonsense she had to offer this great nation in the form of musical critiquing. And Kara, Oh ma gawd is she annoying or what? I hate her.
Really the only thing I’m enjoying so far is how excited the contestants get when they get their golden tickets. There’s just something about watching someone react who’s dreams might just come true. Gives the rest of us a little more hope. And that’s a great feeling. 
~A
BTW, I think Pants on the Ground is the new Tardy for the Party. I can’t wait for the ringtone.
And in this case, there’s no exception. I LOVE the muppets and I LOVE Queen so how can I not adore this?! If you haven’t seen it yet then you either live under a rock or your internet has been turned off because you’re unemployed and decided to have a spa pedicure and manicure instead of paying the bill. Oh wait, that’s my story! Anyway, here it is. Enjoy bitches. While I still have internet I shall enjoy it as well.
~A
I dunno. On one hand I love it and on the other I’m like, did she really have to be half naked throughout? I guess that’s just how she rolls. Whattaya think?
~A
Why are people cheering at the end of this RIDIC performance?! Oh never mind, I get it now. They’re just grateful that it’s ovah! Me too.
~A
Those that are close to me know how obsessed I am with GLEE. I’m not ashamed of it. It is what it is. I have downloaded every song available on iTunes and listen to them in my car, at the gym, during dinner and even while taking a poop. What?! It helps me relax. Well now I know I’m not alone. Full Silkwood has done their own little number and I LOVE IT! Enjoy kids.
~A
