And for that matter they don’t count their own cash. They have someone to do it for them. So take that money you have after cashing your welfare check, and go pay your rent. It’s past due bitch! 
~A
Word is spreading fast that George Clooney and Paris Hilton are dating. WTF?! First off, might I remind all of you that actually believe this sh*t that it’s George Clooney! George Clooney bitches!
Let me take a stab at how I think this rumor was started. Let’s see … Paris snuck in to some event where “actual” stars with talent were and saw George. She leans over to her friend and says “That’s hot. I’m gonna go give Georgie genital warts and maybe syphilis.” Paris walks over to George, security steps in, Hilton is sent packing and soon after emails UsWeekly that they’re officially dating. Case closed! FYI, don’t believe everything you read. And if you’re not sure, ask me. I’ll clear it up.
~A
I don’t understand women nor do I try to, but whoever created these jeans need to be mentally evaluated. Who in their right minds thought this was cute? First off ladies, it is NOT cute when your underwear sticks out of your pants. We’re all proud that you remembered to put them on, but really we don’t need to see them. And seriously, if you’re so desperate for attention that you would actually wear these jeans out in public, then you might want to try a different route. I suggest running into oncoming traffic. People always notice that! Just my suggestion. Take it for what it’s worth.
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It’s the holidays so I’m going to try and be nice… Um, well, i guess, or, what i mean is, AHHH! I can’t do it! Someone feed that bitch and revoke her tanning privileges! The only thing nice I think I could think of to say about Donatella Versace is that she’d make a great pair of boots.
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Women are crazy! There I said it, we all have mothers and sisters so we know it’s true. And here is just more evidence to support my case. Charris Bowers (crazy name) 27-year-old female from Deltona FL (crazy place) decided that she didn’t want to perform oral sex on her husband mid-blow. So you’d think she would just spit it out. Nope, the bitch bit it! CRAZY!
When cops arrested her, she had two stories about the incident. Crazy bitch couldn’t make up her mind. What happened to just saying you have a headache and turning over?
~A
A little tip for my famiy: If you’re going to be sitting on the couch at 8:30 in the morning (which is 5:30 LA time) blaring the damn Jonas brothers or whoever the hell that was, you better have a cigarette and a hot cup of coffee waiting. Cuz that’s some bullshit!
~A
And by Mayan I mean the club in LA where every New Year’s EVE the skin tight shirts come off and the glow sticks come out. This video is for you. Just remember, New Year’s Eve is a night to start over and if coming down for the first few days of 2009 sounds good to you, then rock on! I’ll stick to my good ol’ grape juice and bed by 1. I didn’t say alone though …
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Oh Bitch! George W. Bush has been waiting for the other shoe to drop, as have we ALL, and thanks to a journalist in Iraq, the wait is over. This video, minus the terrible CNN correspondent, is incredible!
~A
I can’t even watch this sh**! UFC Fighter Corey Hill went down and not the way most of us you would enjoy. You gotta click to watch. It’s really gruesome.
~A