First for the nerds. Yes I’m joining the ranks. I played my first official session of Dungeons and Dragons yesterday and it was AWESOME! That’s right, I said it and I don’t care who knows. So now that I’m full fledged some HUGE news has just hit the fans. Wait for it … Wait for it … There’s a hidden gay scene in the new Dragon Age! Oh Ma Gawd! I think my pen just exploded in my new pocket protector. Good thing I have one for each day. Can you believe it?! Isn’t that Uh-May-Zing? Big thanks to the makers. Gay nerds everywhere won’t sleep til they find it personally. For the rest of you, you can watch it here.
And now for you do-gooders. Nothing big except a little charitable news. I will be appearing in two 2010 Calendars this year. I will grace the cover of Sober Sexy Men 2010 and all proceeds will benefit The Tweaker Project here in LA. Also, I had a photo shoot last week with some really adorable bunnies for a pet rescue calendar. Each month features a different rescue organization and all proceeds will be awarded to each participating group. Being able to be apart of both calendars is a blessing that I’m truly grateful for.
Hey kids, hope everyone is well on this beautiful hump day. As you can see the new look is up and I couldn’t be happier. In a small way I’m sad to see the old boring look go… in a very small way. Big thanks to Kenny from KenStarStudio for the awesome design and also a special thanks to my ex Stef who did all the technical shit it required to work on all browsers and did it all from Paris. Ohlala. As far as the photo used, yes it’s my torso. No I don’t think it’s the hottest torso by any means, but since it’s me, I’ll never run into the problem of someone asking me to take down their photo. Unless I get into a huge fight with myself which hasn’t happened for a few months now so I think I’m good. Anyway, I hope you like the new look and hope if you don’t that you keep it to yourself. ;)!
He’s gone and done it folks. Levi Johnston, Palin baby daddy, has figured out a way to stretch his 15 minutes of fame. By fluffing up and posing nude for PlayGirl. Hallelujah! Thank you gawd. Here’s the thing, it’s a win/win situation kids. If he packing some major heat then we’ll finally see what that gurl saw in him. And if he’s got a teenie weenie then we all get a good laugh. I can’t wait!
Jack McFarland finally gets his wish. Two gay characters on a daytime soap opera have locked lips. Gawd knows more than half of those actors are friends of Dorothy anyway. But this week on One Life to Live viewers across our great nation got to see two men play tonsil hockey. It wasn’t the best kiss I’ve seen but a kiss none the less. Now can we pleez see these two getting it on doggystyle? Too much too soon? Oh well, I’ll take what I can get. For the rest of my needs there’s always Xtube. (Thanks to Lopez for the tip. Gurl what are you doing watching Soap Operas? I know you gotta job!)
The only question I’m asking myself right now is why in the Hell did Bravo make us wait so long for the Housewives of Atlanta? Don’t they love us? Aren’t we faithful to the point that I watch every episode at least five times? Well whatever the case may be, they’re back. FINALLY! I know my roommate TK has already pissed himself and if you haven’t seen the first episode I suggest you get with it! Here’s a small taste of awesomeness that is Sheree.
Now I can’t decide if this is bad cuz it’s pretty much black on black crime or if it’s a hate crime due to the fact that homeboy is cleary a freind a Dorothy. All I know is that I want more!
It all makes sense now. And whoever came up with this idea was a genius, or a slut. Either way, kudos! (Thanks to Lboogz for the tip. The gyrating tip.)
OK I’m not gonna lie. I think I just pee’d myself a little. It’s natural. Dogs do it all the time when they get overexcited. Don’t judge me. It’s just that “Saved By the Bell” was my ALL TIME fave show. It’s where my love for white boys stemmed from. Oh that Zack Morris, with his folded stone washed jeans and adorable smile. How could I resist?!
And now they’re doing a reunion show?! This is glorious news. I can’t wait to see what they all thought about the Screech sex tape or how they felt when little Jesse Spano bared it all in “Show Girls” (My fave movie btw). Ooooh and wasn’t little Lisa (Lark Voorhies) hooked on drugs or something?!!! Oops, and I did it again. I should go dry off a little.
Somehow TMZ got a hold of the first official Chris Brown apology. Don’t get me wrong, he said all the things that a guy in his position (failing record sales and half the music industry avoiding him like the plague) should be saying, but I’m not buying it. CLICK HERE to see what the douche has to say.
And as for what this douche, me, has to say, well I think it’s best summed up in this here song. Thanks to Johnny L. for the tip. Just the tip gurl!
OK I know these flicks are lame to most, but I LOVE ‘em! The death scenes are ridic and no matter how many of them I see, I still think someone, maybe just one of them will survive. They never do!
Luke Guldan, one of the hottest men I’ve EVER put on my site, is starting a weekly video “training tips” web series. That means we get to hear that beautiful mouth of his make sounds. It might be a little different than I had fantasized which were more groans and moans than actual words or phrases, but as long as he doesn’t sound like Beckham, we’re all good. And just in case you want to rely on yourself to stay up-to-date with Luke Guldan rather than me, check out his new site HERE.
(Thanks to Lopez for the tip. Gurl what are you doing watching Soap Operas? I know you gotta job!)
