No not like on a cross. I’m talking about Madonna’s little boytoy. I guess penis size doesn’t really mean anything to someone like GrandMadonna. I mean she’s seen more dick than a glory hole. Actually I think that was her nickname in college. I kid I kid. I love me some Madonna. Anywho, back to the topic. Jesus.Photo.Small.PeePee.
The pic is of course NSFW and is after the jump. I can’t decide whether they chose not to use this photo because of the little peeper in the background or how bad Madge looks. Damn Gina! Either way, a picture like this should never have been leaked. Haha!
And hot!!! This may be the dumbest idea ever for a youtube video. Or is it? Three naked guys (i’m assuming uncut) trying to jump into there chonies at the same time. If that’s what they’re selling, I’ll buy a years worth.
As if the pictures of Channing Tatum performing as a stripper weren’t enough of a blessing a few days ago, now there’s a video. Brace yourself for a whole lotta gyrating hips, pop and locking, and Channing’s HOT ass! Talk about comfort food. I could eat that for days!
Doesn’t come around everyday. So pleez, let us savor this moment. This milky tender moment. Just a mom, some lovely guitar music, a child whose thirst is unquenched, and a pair of Gawd’s greatest creations. It’s a beautiful thing people! For thse of you that can’t handle something as natural as breast feeding, you probably shouldn’t watch. For the rest of you pervs, she’s got a great pair of nipples! (NSFW)
Channing Tatum is looking damn fine again! Thank Gawd! I thought we had lost him to the dark side of double chins and back fat. But after watching this parody of “Dirty Dancing” where he has his shirt off almost the entire time, it’s safe to say that the boy is back! The video is sort of boring in my opinion but really what more can I ask for. He’s shirtless damnit! And does some super cute little dance moves. MMMmmmm Channing!
OK I totally owe any of you that read that terrible “mom eats baby’s brain” story or if you clicked on the “Dore Alley” post. It’s Olympic medalist Ricky Berens’ bare butt. And can I just say, it is probably the most beautiful butt I have seen in some time. NOTHING beats the ass of a swimmer. Nothing I tell ya! NSFW-ish. (Oh yeah, thanks to my roomie TK for sending). FYI, I should explain that he had a wardrobe malfunction. The suit was not made this way. It ripped when he jumped in. Since many of you were wondering. DUSTY!
I have Simon Rex in my head, so I thought why not dig up his old photos. You know those pesky little NSFW but oh so delicious ones? Yeah those. So here ya go. Puts a whole new meaning in “hump day” doesn’t it.
Since I’ve checked out one of my favorite NSFW sites, GuysWithiPhones! They sure have been real busy over there. They’ve added tons of penis filmed self portrait pages for our perverted pleasures. I’m still shocked none of mine have shown up. I keep sending them some great shots but apparently I’m just not GWIP material.
OK someone at GQ must have read what I said about his neck looking like it’s melting into his shoulders, or they just noticed it looked really fucking weird themselves (more likely). Cuz they sure did their best to take the focus away with lapel shirts, a hideous sweater and even a pair of dangling glasses. Well them bitches are smart. Channing looks damn fine! Do-able even!
Haha!
