According to this week’s Star, there’s trouble a brewing on all fronts in Kardashian land. Apparently Lamar found out he married a Tranny, Reggie has figured out that the only true love in Kim’s life is HER, and Scott sucked all he could out of poor Kourt. What is the world coming to when the Kardashian sisters can’t make their fairytale relationships work. Is there any hope for the rest of us?! HA!
OK here’s the thing, Star magazine or really ANY other gossip rag love to stir shit up. I’m not saying that some of there accusations might not hold some truth, but come on people. They state “divorce” but add a question mark at the end. That means they don’t know jack and are running a seemingly juicy story but can’t be sued cuz they’re only posing the question. Then they say Kim’s been dumped. Oh Ma Gawd! Well yeah she was dumped a few years ago. Hmmm and duped? Well if you’ve watched even one episode of their show then that goes without saying. So long story short, it’s a slow slow news day at Star.
Yes they let me out of Chateau Cedars. And first and foremost, THANK YOU to my AMAZING boyfriend. He didn’t leave my side not once. Even though sometimes I wanted him to ;). Thank you baby.
As for what was wrong, well the jury is still out. Can you believe after 7 days in the hospital and every test known to man, they still couldn’t figure my shit out?! It was straight out of an episode of House. I kept waiting for Hugh Laurie to burst in my door and start screaming “stop those meds! they’re going to kill him!” Never happened although I did imagine some crazy stuff while doped up on pain meds.
Anywho, long story short, I’m home, I’m resting, and I’m feeling better by the day. If this is what 2010 has to offer, bring it bitch! I’m ready.
There’s actually a reason other than construction, fatigue and laziness for the lack of posts this week. I’m in the hospital. ;(
So here’s everything in a nutshell. Monday after lunch my lower back started huting. Then my groin area started hurting. Within two hours I couldn’t walk cuz I was in so much pain. Soon followed fever and chills and a visit to the ER.
They thought it was kidney stones but after tons of tests found out that wasn’t the case. Since then I have undergone every possible test available including a spinal tap yesterday which still has me in pain and yet not one test revealed anything.
In a few hours I will undergo minor surgery to remove a lymph node in the groin area to test for lymphoma or any other possible infections. And all I can think about is the fact that I might not be able to pitch for my team in next weekends softball tournament in Vegas. ;( Anyway, the nurse is back. I’ll try and keep you updated.
What in Gawd’s name was JLo thinking?! Oh wait, she wasn’t thinking. Cuz if she was I’m guessing she wouldn’t have donned this Gawd Awful Fit on NYE.
But seriously, what was she thinking?! Here’s how I think it went down. JLo to one of her servants — “Hmmm what should I wear on New Years while I perform my ultra trashy and lame attempt at a comeback single in Nuevo Yorke? Let me try this shiny thing on. Ooooh sparkles. And my badonk, hellz ya!” Servant to JLo — “Jess JLo. Ju look muy caliente. Like un esploding stars.” JL to servant — “That’s right bitch! Now kiss my feet!”
It prolly didn’t happen exactly like that but I’m guessing it was pretty close.
This is just awesome. Lady Gaga eats stage in Canada. The suprising thing about it is that for once she wasn’t wearing some crazy ass costume that could’ve been to blame for the mishap. Like a true pop star, bitch got right up and the show went on. Atta gurl.
If it was me I would have stopped the entire production and made them start over. But I’m not a pop star, just a diva. Thanks to my fellow diva J.Lo for sending the link. We need to hang out SOON! Maybe hit the blvd and talk about the people we hate.
It ain’t Thanksgiving til cooking sensation Paula Deen takes a ham in the face. I died when I saw this. I’ve watched it over and over and over again. Not because she get a whoopin’ from the frozen section, but to see the looks on the bystanders faces. The immediate change in atmosphere is priceless!
It’s National Latino month and so to honor the amazing contributions my culture has brought to the world George Lopez had a very special guest on his show featuring some of the most substantial and groundbreaking improvements the Latins have added to the world. Just watch …
Don’t be so stoopid aye! I was just fukeen wich you homz. It’s not NLM, or at least I don’t think it is. Either way, this shit is HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Melissa Joan Hartless tried pulling some tude on Jimmy Kimmel and he let the bitch have it. This clip is priceless! I love it when one star puts another star in their place. And I use the term star loosely here folks.
No, she didn’t make another mad dash from rehab. This times it’s her tatas that are trying to break free. The Winester proved that no matter how far down the scale you have fallen, you can always fall further. Say it with me Winney, pasties! For a closer look if you really care to see more of that stretched out nip, click after the jump.
