I HATE bugs! And now thanks to my friend Robbie (who you can follow on twitter HERE), this centipede eating a bat is going to haunt my dreams. Ugh just thinking about what I’ve seen gives me goosebumps. Thanks a lot Robbie!
~A
Archive for the ‘Gone Country’ Category
I’m Gonna Have Nightmares Now!!!
Friday, July 31st, 2009This Is So Fucked Up!
Tuesday, July 28th, 2009The worst story I think I’ve read all year. A mother dismembers her 3 1/2 week old son and then eats his brains. WHAT THE FUCK?!!! I’m not even joking. CLICK HERE to read the full story.
~A
Where Are Their Life Vests?!
Wednesday, March 11th, 2009I hate to get on Brit’s case but seriously gurl, you gotta protect those youngins. If they’re out in the sun they need sunblock, if you’re walking across the street they need you to hold their hands, and when they’re out in the middle of open waters on a boat, THEY NEED LIFE VESTS! Listen I get the whole, I’m a country gurl, we ride on the beds of trucks, we don’t use car seats and we go cow tipping thing. I’m from the same type of culture. But now that we’re older, we know better. So to Brit, I love you, but get it together!
~A
Sex Does A Body Good
Monday, January 26th, 2009Unless you’re Jessica Simpson. In her case it just makes her fat. I’m not trying to persuade anyone to pick up any bad habits like anorexia or bulimia, but damn gurl, can’t you find a balance?! One week she’s single and stick thin and the next she’s shacking up and stacking up.
OMG, she’s the white Oprah! Actually, now that I look again, she looks like Anna Nicole when Anna started getting fat. Remember that? Jess, stay away from TrimSpa! (and heroin)
~A
“Down Boy” Matt Kirkham
Monday, November 10th, 2008This hot 21-year-old Brit from Lancashire will definitely make you wanna round up some rope and break out the boots with spurs. Yee Haw cowboy! He’s a fresh face to the modeling industry and might I just say that it is so nice to some men that haven’t buzzed all their body hair off. Including his backside which reveals the nicest bubble but with rump stubble. Loves it!
~A
The Masses Have Spoken
Friday, October 17th, 2008And by masses I mean my mom and some weird guy at the gym who asked if I was going through an “emo” phase. So the hair has gots to go! I’m hopefully getting it cut today before I go out counrty line dancing and two-steppin’ tonight. Yes I’m a country boy. Deal with it.
~A
So I Lied
Thursday, October 16th, 2008I know I said I was finished with the political rants but this election is too important to just sit by and have no voice. NO, this one has nothing to do with Prop 8 (which you should vote NO on). This video merely reveals what a large portion of our great country thinks when it comes to Obama. Sad.
~A
Something to be Proud Of
Wednesday, September 10th, 2008Anyone who knows me can attest to the fact that I love my fast food. So really who am I to judge? But still I find myself wanting to take a trip to the bathroom and shove that tooth brush handle down the back of my throat after hearing about this guy.
His name is Don Gorsky and he’s from Wisconsin. Apparently he’s eaten over 23,000 big macs since 1972. That’s about 2 a day, every day. Surprisingly he’s not overweight and according plans to maintain his diet till the day he dies.
Oh shit! He has my nephew’s haircut! You gotta hand it to someone who just doesn’t give a shit about his health or his hair. That must be very freeing.
~A
Just Call Me Lonesome
Friday, July 25th, 2008It’s a classic hit that just happens describe how I’m feelin’. Thank you for having at least one hit Radney Foster. Much appreciated.
~A
Save A Horse, Ride Tim McGraw
Tuesday, June 10th, 2008No words are necessary. But if I did have to find something to say between all the drooling that I’m doing, it’d probably be YeeeHA Daddy!
