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“Idol” Feud is False!

Friday, April 24th, 2009

The National Inquierer is at it again. And by at it I mean making shit up. According to their story, “Idol”contestants Kris Allen and Adam Lambert are having a difficult time even tolerating the other. FALSE!

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An inside source of mine reveals exclusively to OBP that the truth is quite the opposite. The two have found themselves very close and if my source had to describe the pair they would even go as far as saying that Kris is a little “obsessed with Adam”. So there you have it. Today’s head lines debased to a lousy attempt at celebrity news. By yours truly. It’s Friday bitches!

~A

Lance Bass - One Lucky Bitch!

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

There I said it. I’m sure he’s a really sweet guy but come on, talk about someone who dates out of their league. First he had Reichen who in my opinion was fucking hot (although gained a little weight during that relationship but still looked damn fine) and now he’s with beautiful Brazilian screenwriter Gustavo Marzolla.

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Of course I have a “friend” who chatted with Gustavo on Adam4Adam and thankfully my “friend” had added him to his buddy list.

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Now I don’t know much about Adam4Adam *wink* but I think the part that says 8″ Uncut is talking about his penis. So I’m just gonna go ahead and say it again. Lucky Bitch! Oh and this pretty much outs Lance as a big ol’ bottom. Atta gurl. (btw Lance, I’ll be honest, I’m only 100 percent jealous ;) So good for you!)

~A

Exclusive Pamela Bach DUI Details!

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

Last night I was leaving my place at 8:55 PM, running late for the batting cages… and at the bottom of my hill there was a three-car accident in the left lane of Barham Blvd. heading north. The last car was a really fancy Mercedes and standing right outside that Mercedes was none other than Pamela Bach (David Hasselhoff’s ex)!

She was attempting to follow the eraser on a pencil being navigated by a police officer. I sat in my car and watched as her head moved right along with the pencil. After clearly failing the field sobriety test, Bach was escorted to the sidewalk where I’m assuming she was handcuffed and booked.

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The accident occurred because a white Scion XB was trying to make a left onto Blair (the street I was exiting). Another car stopped behind the XB and Miss Bach just PLOWED into the back of that car. From the looks of her smashed-in Mercedes, I’m surprised she was even able to walk away on her high-heeled tan hooker boots!

Had I known it was her I would’ve taken a picture. But at the time, I didn’t think it was appropriate. I’m kicking myself in the ass now!

~A

Exclusive: “Transformers 2″ Photos

Friday, February 13th, 2009

One of my straight readers (WHAT?! Straight people read my site?!) who just happened to be one of the lucky members of the Air Force who go to shoot some crazy actions scenes for the next Transformers movie sent me these behind the scenes pics.

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Now I know that Tyrese and Josh Duhamel and Shia LeBeouf are hot and all, but honestly, I’m more interested Airman First Class Andrew Riggs who is behind Tyrese in this picture. He is so f-ing HOT! If there were more photos of him he would be today’s “Down Boy“. Alas we have to settle for a couple of A-List celebrities instead. Thanks Andy! If there is any way you can think of for me to be of support to my troops, I’m there! By the by, your wife is one lucky woman.

~A

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OBP Exclusive: Britney’s Circus Costumes Preview

Friday, January 23rd, 2009

For all you Brit lovers and haters out there, I’ve gotten my greasy, well manicured mitts on a few of the costume sketches for her upcoming Circus tour.

Don’t ask me who I had to blow to get ‘em cuz my lips are sealed… around a dick! Anyway, back to her outfits. They’re designed by David Alexander (the same guy who designed her wedding dress). Let me just say, they’re f-ing HOT!!! Click after the break to see what’s going to cover Brit’s infamous cooter, barely.

~A

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OBP Exclusive: Anne Hathaway Will Get You Drunk

Sunday, December 7th, 2008

Well she’ll get you drunk if you have 12k to shell out. Tonight was The Trevor Project’s Cracked X-Mas 11 and Anne was scheduled to give out one of the awards. According to a friend of mine who was at the event Anne was so moved by the generosity of the attendees during the auction that she decided, last minute, to auction off herself.

The deal she made was whoever bid the highest would be chauffered by her for a night out on the town to some of LA’s hottest bars and she guaranteed to get the bidder and a friend “shit-faced”. That little gesture brought in an extra $12,000 to an amazing cause. If it’s at all possible, I now love her even more.

~A

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