I don’t know about y’all but I’ve been waiting patiently for this weekend to arrive and it’s finally here! Nope, not for the Oscars, but because softball starts up again. YAY! Anyway, for those of you that are in fact looking forward to the stars trotting themselves out spray tanned from head to toe and covered in bling, here’s a little something to get you going. Get up and dance bitches!
~A
This has to be my favorite video from my favorite inmates. But, hmmm, ummm who is the white guy and how did he end up in there? Somehow he just doesn’t seem to belong. Eh, maybe he helped teach the choreography. But if he is an actual inmate, I’m guessing with that hair that he’s somebody’s bitch.
~A
I am going to assume that this mother is NOT rolling on X and is in fact for the most part sober during this lovely performance. If my assumptions are correct, and I hope they are, then that leaves me no option but to LOVE this woman!
Bitch Pleez! Just because she’s older doesn’t mean she can’t enjoy a little techno. And you know how they say dance like no one’s watching? Well if that’s too hard to do then just dance facing the wall. It seemed to work for her. You go gurl!
~A
If you aren’t a fan of SYTYCD, then you probably missed this performance by The League of Extraordinary Dancer. It was amazing. NO! It was UH-MAY-ZING! They took every form of hip hop and created a piece that seemed to play out as a beautiful contemporary work of art. To say the least, it was brilliant.
~A
With Thanksgiving just a few days away, I’ve begun thinking about all the things I’m extremely grateful for. Now I personally don’t agree with the war in Iraq, but I am grateful for the brave men and woMEN fighting for my freedom and rights (whatever that mans these days). So to honor them and give thanks, let us all enjoy this video together and remember our troops who won’t be with us this holiday.
~A
I had my little (like 250 peeps) flash mob yesterday. I have to say, it was pretty awesome. The only problem I had was that no one milled about and then suddenly broke into dance. Since they knew Jackson was going to be there they pretty much all stood as close to where they thought she would be. I on the other hand made sure to surprise a few folks. All in all it was a great experience and would do another one anytime. You know how I like to do it in public. 
OH! See if you can spot me. I’m wearing a green shirt and appear a few times at the top right of the video.
~A
I’m so excited! Me and a group of friends are going to be a part of one of those dance flash mobs in a few weeks. It’s Janet Jackson and I’m going to werk it! Now if only I could learn the steps …
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OK how fucking AWESOME was the opening dance with all 20 dancers on last night’s episode of SYTYCD? Right?! Incredible. I have to say it was the highlight of the show. The rest of the performances, ummm, not so much.
And the tappers! I get it, we ALL get it. Tapping is hard (unless it’s at a bathroom in the park/rest stop/mall/etc). But bitch pleez! It is just not fun to watch. Not when you’ve got guys and gals spinning on their heads and leaping across the stage like they’re about to take flight. And you know me, I love a good tap tap number. Anywayz …
~A
It’s no secret that I’m a fan of babies dancing. It’s just fucking adorable! How can you not love it? That being said, there is just something wrong with this video. I love it, but with moves like this at the age of two, where do you go from here? Either choreographing some of the hottest videos ever, or working a pole in some night club. I hope it turns out to be the first option cuz gurl has some moves. Damn! Thanks to Sissy Glitche for the link!
~A
Another prime example of how easy it is to make a fool of yourself on the good ol’ internet. Fortunately for this guy/gurl? he/she/it was smart enough to wear a mask for their little performance. It’s one of those things that isn’t quite funny yet it is, isn’t quite painful yet your stomach will slightly hurt and through it all you can’t stop watching. Kind of like Jimmy Fallon.
~A
