“American Idol” Tim Urban might not be the best singerin the bunch, but hell if he ain’t smokin’ hot! I don’t care how many Idols fall before he gets sent home. Only one can win anyway so why not have him around to look at til the end? Special thanks to Johnny Lopez for sending me these mouth watering pics. Delish!
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What is up with me today and all these strong statements? What I meant to write in that headline was that while I’m still a perv, I’m no longer a pedophile. Why you ask? Because Taylor Lautner is 18 today!!!!! All my feelings are finally legal in ALL states. Praise Jebus! Happy B-day TayLay!
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I’ll admit it. There was a time when I wanted nothing more than to rip the clothes off K-Fed’s back and show the back-up dancer a few of my own moves. These days, ummm, not so much. In fact the only reason I’d want see him strip now, well actually there is NO reason for that.
Unfortunately someone feels he’s of celebrity status and has gotten the dead beat dad to join the ranks of other d-listers for this season Celebrity Fit Club. Ironic that rarely do any of these so-called celebrities walk away from the show “fit”. The only guarantee is that they probably won’t lose their town homes in Sun Valley for at least another month or so.
Anywho, I’ve said enough of nothing on this subject. Except of course, Bitch pleez put on some clothes!
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No not like on a cross. I’m talking about Madonna’s little boytoy. I guess penis size doesn’t really mean anything to someone like GrandMadonna. I mean she’s seen more dick than a glory hole. Actually I think that was her nickname in college. I kid I kid. I love me some Madonna. Anywho, back to the topic. Jesus.Photo.Small.PeePee.
The pic is of course NSFW and is after the jump. I can’t decide whether they chose not to use this photo because of the little peeper in the background or how bad Madge looks. Damn Gina! Either way, a picture like this should never have been leaked. 
Haha!
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And by more I mean less, and by less I mean less clothes on Mr Matt Schiermeier. Thank you thank you thank you for the delicious photography Empyrean.
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Ok can i just say that these pictures of Major League hunk Grady Sizemore KILL Levi Johnston’s Playgirl shoot. Give me some grainy photos taken on an iPhone in the mirror any day. I only wish we could see a little more. But hey I’m not greedy. I’ll take what I can get. And if that means a little bit of sac then so be it. I take it all back Gawd. Thank you! Oh and thanks to Tabloid Prodigy for these beautiful (NSFW) images. You’re my new Gawd.
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Yes I paid $15.50 to see “New Moon”. And even though it was one of the worst movies I’ve seen all year (even worse than ‘Bring It On: Fight to the Finish or whatever, don’t judge me), I’d pay it again just to see Taylor Lautner half naked for two hours. That’s right, I’m a man through and through. And at my core all I really care/think about is sex. Is that so wrong?
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It’s Scott Herman’s chest workout. What?! I’m really into fitness. Yes the video is 21 minutes long, and yes I watched the entire thing.
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Chris Brown put down the brass knuckles just long enough to play a show in New Jersey last night. So, this is what the body of a gurl beater looks like huh? Eh, he’s still a tool in my book.
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In preparation for the up-coming Masculine Health Day, the good people of China’s Zhejiang Province have erected this giant blowup statue. I dunno, who’s buying it? Reminds me of seeing a really small guy jump out of one of those monster trucks. Bitch Pleez! Someone’s trying to compensate here. Just sayin’ …
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