Who knew Olympic bobsledding could be so erotic? Well I sure didn’t. But clearly, something was going on inside the sled of Germany’s Kevin Kuske cuz boy was sporting some major bonage after taking the Gold. And no I’m not complaining.
~A
Archive for the ‘Crotch Watch’ Category
Crotch Watch!
Monday, February 22nd, 2010Jesus Wasn’t Hung
Monday, January 25th, 2010No not like on a cross. I’m talking about Madonna’s little boytoy. I guess penis size doesn’t really mean anything to someone like GrandMadonna. I mean she’s seen more dick than a glory hole. Actually I think that was her nickname in college. I kid I kid. I love me some Madonna. Anywho, back to the topic. Jesus.Photo.Small.PeePee.
The pic is of course NSFW and is after the jump. I can’t decide whether they chose not to use this photo because of the little peeper in the background or how bad Madge looks. Damn Gina! Either way, a picture like this should never have been leaked. 
Haha!
~A
I’m So Fucking Jelly!
Thursday, January 21st, 2010Some crazy Italian bitch assaulted David Beckham treating him like the hot piece of meat I know that he is. Apparently her mission was to find out whether or not he really filled out those Armani undies as he appears to in all of the billboard ads.
I have one question for the biyatch - WHY DID YOU WEAR GLOVES?! Are you insane? If I was going to pull this stunt, and believe me when I say that I’ve plotted many similar strategies, I would NEVER add more layers between my hands and his crotch. When I’d smell my fingers later I wouldn’t want them smelling like rubber. I’m just sayin’…
~A
Pleez Sir, Can I Have Some More?
Thursday, January 21st, 2010And by more I mean less, and by less I mean less clothes on Mr Matt Schiermeier. Thank you thank you thank you for the delicious photography Empyrean.
~A
Just Because …
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009
Yes I’m A Perv!
Wednesday, October 7th, 2009And so are a lot of my friends. Including the very talented J.Lo who sent me this link. Be warned, this is EXTREMELY NSFW. Let me be up front and just say it’s a gallery of a ton of HUGE dongs. Yes giant wankettes. So if that offends you, don’t click HERE. If you absolutely love that shit then click away. And if you’re just a little curious, then good luck.
~A
Oh Dear Gawd!
Tuesday, September 8th, 2009Well here’s the thing, I’m grateful that he’s at least wearing underwear. And at the same time, I kinda wish he wasn’t. Is that bad? Never mind, don’t answer that. Just watch. And, did he say “joof”?! Umm probably NSFW.
~A
Wednesday Woody!
Wednesday, August 19th, 2009I think I just might make “Wednesday Woody” a new feature on OBP. And what better way to kick it off than with the beautifully bulging 23-year-old Tom Duer. He might be a tad too big for some of you, but for me he’s just right! These pics were shot by the fantastic Rick Day. OHHH!! One of the pics after the jump is NSFW. You’re welcome
~A
Just Because …
Tuesday, August 18th, 2009It’s Tuesday and the day is almost over which means it’s getting close to hump day which means this bitch is getting horny! So here’s a little afternoon delight who goes by the name of Tyler Lough. Oh how low I would go!
~A
Damn Jamie Foxx! Who Knew?
Monday, August 17th, 2009Jamie Foxx is definitely living up to his name these days. When I first saw this picture of him naked in his bathroom all I could think was ” hummma uh wubba haaala ooooh mmmmaaayyyy llllaaawwwd!” Yeah it’s that fucking hot! Of course the photo is NSFW so if you want to start this Monday off with a little kick stand, I mean kick start (sorry, still thinking about his not-so-little guy) then click after the jump!
~A
