Who knew Olympic bobsledding could be so erotic? Well I sure didn’t. But clearly, something was going on inside the sled of Germany’s Kevin Kuske cuz boy was sporting some major bonage after taking the Gold. And no I’m not complaining.
~A
Archive for the ‘Athletic Support’ Category
Crotch Watch!
Monday, February 22nd, 2010Bitch Pleez! We Should’ve Been 1st!
Wednesday, January 20th, 2010So we had our first softball tournament of the year this past weekend in Vegas. It’s the Sin City Shootout and probably the second biggest tournament of the year. Well Not counting the World Series. Anywayz, as you all know I had a biopsy surgery so of course my team didn’t want to let me pitch. So for most of the weekend I just ad to watch. Sooooo painful!
Eventually they let me be a designated hitter where I batted 1000! And in the very last game I finally got to pitch an inning that they couldn’t shut down. In the end we won 3rd place which is great, but had I not been on the injured list, I think that 3rd would be a 1st. Either way, a great first showing!
So lookout boys, cuz this is a Hollywood Swingers kind of year!
~A
Grady Sizemore Naked
Monday, November 30th, 2009Ok can i just say that these pictures of Major League hunk Grady Sizemore KILL Levi Johnston’s Playgirl shoot. Give me some grainy photos taken on an iPhone in the mirror any day. I only wish we could see a little more. But hey I’m not greedy. I’ll take what I can get. And if that means a little bit of sac then so be it. I take it all back Gawd. Thank you! Oh and thanks to Tabloid Prodigy for these beautiful (NSFW) images. You’re my new Gawd. 
~A
Hollywood Swingin!
Monday, November 23rd, 2009So guess what? We finished in 1st place in our Fall season! UNDEFEATED! From a team that always “had a lot of potential” and usually went on to crack under pressure, we’ve grown into a force to be reckoned with. It’s been a long road to get to where we are but we’ve all stuck it out and have grown together. So proud of my boys!
~A
I Hate Yoga
Tuesday, October 27th, 2009All that stretching and breathing, who needs it?! But I must say that I could absolutely get into this. Watching men and women with ripped bodies contort themselves into human pretzels for the sport of it is down right HOT. In fact, if I wasn’t already taken, I think the yoga world championships would be the perfect place to find a hunnie. At least this way you get to see a little preview of their “skills”. Uh huh!
~A
Posted to New York Magazine by jgreen on October 27, 2009
Just Because …
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009
The Making of The Body Issue
Friday, October 16th, 2009If you haven’t seen Serena Williams naked or even heard about it yet then you’ve been locked in some basement somewhere for the last twenty years. Too soon? Anywho, now there’s video! I have to say, I love the dirt bike boys. What’s not to love? They’re covered in tats, have RIPPED bodies and don’t think twice when they’re asked to get naked. Damn near perfect to me.
~A
I Want It!
Friday, October 16th, 2009Someone pleez remind me that I’m unemployed and shouldn’t be buying crap from infomercials. Just a few short days ago my Tower200 arrived in the mail and now I’m obsessed with the Shake Weight. AND it comes with a “triple back money guarantee”! How could I say no? Gawd, grant me the serenity to accept the fact that I can’t afford it, the courage to refrain from pulling out my credit card, and the wisdom to know that I can just go to the gym and use regular weights. Amen.
~A
And We’re Off!
Friday, October 9th, 2009Just finished packing for yet another softball tournament. This time my team is driving down the coast to San Diego. This is actually one of my favorite tournaments. Hopefully we bring it. Lawd knows we have the talent. We just need to show up with a little swagger! Alright kids, I need to jump in the shower and jet out the door. See ya!
~A
If You Have A Heart …
Monday, August 31st, 2009Then this video might touch it. I doubt this story is anything like what I’ll see in Milwaukee but I’d like to imagine that the queens would be this nice. In fact it’ll probably be the exact opposite. Those bitches wanna win. “You’re hurt? Oh well!” Haha. Well they wouldn’t actually say it. But I know they’d think it.
~A
