First for the nerds. Yes I’m joining the ranks. I played my first official session of Dungeons and Dragons yesterday and it was AWESOME! That’s right, I said it and I don’t care who knows. So now that I’m full fledged some HUGE news has just hit the fans. Wait for it … Wait for it … There’s a hidden gay scene in the new Dragon Age! Oh Ma Gawd! I think my pen just exploded in my new pocket protector. Good thing I have one for each day. Can you believe it?! Isn’t that Uh-May-Zing? Big thanks to the makers. Gay nerds everywhere won’t sleep til they find it personally. For the rest of you, you can watch it here.
And now for you do-gooders. Nothing big except a little charitable news. I will be appearing in two 2010 Calendars this year. I will grace the cover of Sober Sexy Men 2010 and all proceeds will benefit The Tweaker Project here in LA. Also, I had a photo shoot last week with some really adorable bunnies for a pet rescue calendar. Each month features a different rescue organization and all proceeds will be awarded to each participating group. Being able to be apart of both calendars is a blessing that I’m truly grateful for.
And in this case, there’s no exception. I LOVE the muppets and I LOVE Queen so how can I not adore this?! If you haven’t seen it yet then you either live under a rock or your internet has been turned off because you’re unemployed and decided to have a spa pedicure and manicure instead of paying the bill. Oh wait, that’s my story! Anyway, here it is. Enjoy bitches. While I still have internet I shall enjoy it as well.
Some parents out there seem to think their children are perfect little angels. To those parents I say BITCH PLEEZ! This is what your kids are really like. And it ain’t cute.
Fuck the dog! I’m gonna get one of these for me. Lawd knows I can get real lazy when I don’t have much going on. This way I hardly have to even leave my bed. What?! Don’t judge while I’m in mourning. LOL!
OK OK I have to censor myself a bit as to not anger people. Because yes a lot of people are fat and have a really hard time dealing with it. HOWEVER, statistics PROVE that most Americans who are over weight eat unhealthy and don’t exercise. So don’t get mad at me when I laugh at this video.
Not the Seal, A seal! Seally! LOL. Dunno why I’m so cheezy today. Maybe it’s this fucking adorable to the point that I wanna slit a wrist just to come down video that my friend Chris sent to me. Soooo cute!
Cuz of shit like Mutton Busting which is basically bull riding for toddlers. I wonder how the parents got the kids to go for this. I bet they promised gummi worms and pizza. When I was a kid I would have done anything for either. That’s my guess. Or maybe they said “your puppy will die if you don’t”. That would’ve worked for me too. Not the best tactic but efficient.
It’s Uh-May-Zing to me that the King of Pop didn’t want to hit this. Seriously how could he resist? Especially after seeing the way she plays with that ass, you’d think they would have made quite the pair. What?! Too soon? Anyhoo, check out Miss Rowe in her element. Reminds me of a butcher Winona Judd, if that’s even possible.
All I want from this day is just to survive. I don’t need to kick ass and take names today. Just wanna get through it. Ever have one of those days? Well this video will help brighten this gloomy LA day. There’s nothing like some good ol’ fashioned dog humping on hump day.
Two little raccoons had to be rescued from a Pepsi vending machine. Apparently the machine gypped them and they we’re just trying to get their two bux back. Nah I’m just kidding. But aren’t they just the cutest things you’ve ever seen?
