What is wrong with Heidi Montag? I know that’s an open question with an endless possibility of answers. But seriously, more plastic surgery? Bitch pleez! I oughtta go down to Kitson right now (cuz you know that’s where the bitch is showing off her new everything) and slap the ho.
Ladies let this be a lesson. You can be cute and then get really hot and then continue on down the inevitable road to creepy. That shit is addictive. Like tattoos. Oh Ma Gawd I want another tattoo! I need one! I have to have one! Back to Heidi, get it together gurl.
And yet I can’t help but laugh. I’m not even sure if I’m supposed to be offended by this since I was what they defined as a “prancer” when I was a young kid. I just thought I had a little extra bounce in my step. It made me special
Now why didn’t I come up with this little invention? Oh that’s right, I don’t have a vagina. The Gthrust is supposed to help a man find the g-spot through the help of the woman controlling his thrust and adjusting with the bend of a knee. And it works in the doggy position as well. Now ain’t that some shit. In my day (last night) I would just use my ab muscles to lift my hind in order to hit the best spot. But I guess if I was having a lazy day this contraption could cum in handy. (Video is prolly NSFW)
I hate to admit it but I laughed. For a second people! Just one, maybe two seconds. But then after laughing I felt bad. It reminded me of the time I was gay bashed outside of a starbucks in West Hollywood. I was simply waiting to cross the street with my venti non-fat skinny vanilla latte when some asshole drove by and shouted “Faggot!” Then I saw something fly past me and as I turned to see the egg smash into the sidewalk another flying ball of protein slammed into my Hugo Boss jacket.
I was devastated! How did they know I was queer?! LOL. To be honest, it did shake me up for a minute. But in hind sight, I would have totally laughed if it hadn’t happened to me.
Oh ma gawd! This was one of my favorite movies as a kid. Just watching this clip takes me back to a time when I could really get lost in a fantasy world and feel as though I was right there with ‘em.
Isn’t it amazing how time passes so quickly? OK I know I sound like a dumb 28-year-old to anyone who’s my senior but just allow me to have this moment. I really am astounded at the fact that I’m an adult with an adult life and adult responsibilities. How does that happen? You wake up one day and you have bills and shit. Yikes. This is probably just coming out as a result of my recent unemployment and wondering what the hell I REALLY wanna do with my career. Either way, it’s a little wake up call.
We all need to do whatever we can to help save this here planet we call home. Some people drive hybrids, some ride bikes, many of us recycle, and I pee in the shower. What?! Don’t judge. I hope TK doesn’t read this since we share a bathroom. Sorry buddy. I’m just trying to be green. And according to this Brazilian children’s commercial that teaches kids to save water by peeing in the shower, I’m on the right path. I hope you’re doing your part.
Watch this video cuz this shit is crazy! WTF is up with our government?! They came up with a way to hack into all the personal computer files/phone calls/etc of people trying to do a good deed. Ain’t that some shit? Pleez watch the video. This makes me sick. (Thanks to Chris for the tip)
Britney and Lindsay reunited on Sunday at Full Frontal Disco in Chinatown in LA. Now if I remember correctly, the last time these bitches hung out was with Paris Hilton when they all went for a joy ride. Followed shortly after by the famous Britney Break-down. So I’m just gonna say it. Britney the world can’t emotionally afford another shaved head or hospital lock down from you. STAY AWAY FROM LOHAN! (Thanks to Johnny for the tip) A lot more photos HERE!
Or is there something really wrong about this kiddie yoga show? I feel like I’m watching something through the eyes of a pedophile high on angel dust and acid. And when it cuts to all his different poses I just wanna gouge my eyes out with a pen. I do love the black kids hair though. Whose idea was that?! HA!
OK, watch this video, and then tell me how the in the hell this guy didn’t know she was wearing a weave. Bitch, you’re black. You should know shit like this. Unacceptable! But, I will accept what was hiding under that loin cloth. Did you see that thing at the very end when he’s standing up?! OH MA GAWD! I’d eat it. )Thanks to Johnny for the 9 inch tip ;))
