Some crazy Italian bitch assaulted David Beckham treating him like the hot piece of meat I know that he is. Apparently her mission was to find out whether or not he really filled out those Armani undies as he appears to in all of the billboard ads.
I have one question for the biyatch - WHY DID YOU WEAR GLOVES?! Are you insane? If I was going to pull this stunt, and believe me when I say that I’ve plotted many similar strategies, I would NEVER add more layers between my hands and his crotch. When I’d smell my fingers later I wouldn’t want them smelling like rubber. I’m just sayin’…
~A
Tags: Crotch Grab, David Beckham, Italian Reporter