Ok kids, now this just might be the biggest let down of 2009. And there was some stiff competition. Remember when Adam Lambert lost, or Britney’s comeback, or Whitney’s comeback, or Prop8, well maybe it’s a tie. But you get my point.
Levi stripped down for a nice chunk of chain and didn’t even show any of his chunk or his chain. WTF Levi?! I thought you had balls bud. Now I’m going to assume your genitals look like China’s enlarged clit. Is that how you spell clit? I digress.
All you gave us was a saggy ass and a half assed attempt at a sexy face. WHY GAWD?! First I get laid off and now this. What did I do to deserve this. He didn’t even show his feet! For some of us weirdos that would’ve been enough. Once again I must rely on acceptance as my solution and try my best to move on. Ugh.
~A
Tags: Levi Johnston, naked, Playgirl
I wouldn’t hit it if u paid me. No ass to grab
He’s nice looking, but I think he looks better with his cothes on.