Ok can i just say that these pictures of Major League hunk Grady Sizemore KILL Levi Johnston’s Playgirl shoot. Give me some grainy photos taken on an iPhone in the mirror any day. I only wish we could see a little more. But hey I’m not greedy. I’ll take what I can get. And if that means a little bit of sac then so be it. I take it all back Gawd. Thank you! Oh and thanks to Tabloid Prodigy for these beautiful (NSFW) images. You’re my new Gawd. 
~A
First for the nerds. Yes I’m joining the ranks. I played my first official session of Dungeons and Dragons yesterday and it was AWESOME! That’s right, I said it and I don’t care who knows. So now that I’m full fledged some HUGE news has just hit the fans. Wait for it … Wait for it … There’s a hidden gay scene in the new Dragon Age! Oh Ma Gawd! I think my pen just exploded in my new pocket protector. Good thing I have one for each day. Can you believe it?! Isn’t that Uh-May-Zing? Big thanks to the makers. Gay nerds everywhere won’t sleep til they find it personally. For the rest of you, you can watch it here.
And now for you do-gooders. Nothing big except a little charitable news. I will be appearing in two 2010 Calendars this year. I will grace the cover of Sober Sexy Men 2010 and all proceeds will benefit The Tweaker Project here in LA. Also, I had a photo shoot last week with some really adorable bunnies for a pet rescue calendar. Each month features a different rescue organization and all proceeds will be awarded to each participating group. Being able to be apart of both calendars is a blessing that I’m truly grateful for.
~A
Ok kids, now this just might be the biggest let down of 2009. And there was some stiff competition. Remember when Adam Lambert lost, or Britney’s comeback, or Whitney’s comeback, or Prop8, well maybe it’s a tie. But you get my point.
Levi stripped down for a nice chunk of chain and didn’t even show any of his chunk or his chain. WTF Levi?! I thought you had balls bud. Now I’m going to assume your genitals look like China’s enlarged clit. Is that how you spell clit? I digress.
All you gave us was a saggy ass and a half assed attempt at a sexy face. WHY GAWD?! First I get laid off and now this. What did I do to deserve this. He didn’t even show his feet! For some of us weirdos that would’ve been enough. Once again I must rely on acceptance as my solution and try my best to move on. Ugh.
~A
With Thanksgiving just a few days away, I’ve begun thinking about all the things I’m extremely grateful for. Now I personally don’t agree with the war in Iraq, but I am grateful for the brave men and woMEN fighting for my freedom and rights (whatever that mans these days). So to honor them and give thanks, let us all enjoy this video together and remember our troops who won’t be with us this holiday.
~A
Yes I paid $15.50 to see “New Moon”. And even though it was one of the worst movies I’ve seen all year (even worse than ‘Bring It On: Fight to the Finish or whatever, don’t judge me), I’d pay it again just to see Taylor Lautner half naked for two hours. That’s right, I’m a man through and through. And at my core all I really care/think about is sex. Is that so wrong?
~A
And in this case, there’s no exception. I LOVE the muppets and I LOVE Queen so how can I not adore this?! If you haven’t seen it yet then you either live under a rock or your internet has been turned off because you’re unemployed and decided to have a spa pedicure and manicure instead of paying the bill. Oh wait, that’s my story! Anyway, here it is. Enjoy bitches. While I still have internet I shall enjoy it as well.
~A
So guess what? We finished in 1st place in our Fall season! UNDEFEATED! From a team that always “had a lot of potential” and usually went on to crack under pressure, we’ve grown into a force to be reckoned with. It’s been a long road to get to where we are but we’ve all stuck it out and have grown together. So proud of my boys!
~A
It ain’t Thanksgiving til cooking sensation Paula Deen takes a ham in the face. I died when I saw this. I’ve watched it over and over and over again. Not because she get a whoopin’ from the frozen section, but to see the looks on the bystanders faces. The immediate change in atmosphere is priceless!
~A
It’s National Latino month and so to honor the amazing contributions my culture has brought to the world George Lopez had a very special guest on his show featuring some of the most substantial and groundbreaking improvements the Latins have added to the world. Just watch …
Don’t be so stoopid aye! I was just fukeen wich you homz. It’s not NLM, or at least I don’t think it is. Either way, this shit is HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
~A
Let this be a lesson kids. Sometimes when you step on the toes, or in Miss Gay Brazil’s case, stilettos of our fellows, they retaliate. HA!
~A
