OK so here’s the sitch, I gotta call from my momma who lives on the east coast at about 2:30AM my time so 5:30 her time. Her message was really general but basically she was having a problem with my 17-year-old brother. I of course called her back this morning to find out what the menace had done this time. Wait til you hear this shit. He had a banana fight with his girlfriend and there was smashed banana all over the place that he failed to clean before she got home. Oh Ma Gawd! Really mom? A banana fight?! The way she described the situation someone would think she caught him doing drugs or robbing a bank. A BANANA FIGHT! So I talked some sense into her and reminded her of all the things it could have been.
Along the same lines comes this video. Imagine mom, you could be the parent of one of these kids. I’m guessing you would have to deal with a lot more than some mushy fruit on your beloved carpet.
Here are a few questions for you, my lovely readers, is my moms reaction over the top, am I too laid back about the whole thing, and does this video make you consider abortion? Just wonderin …
~A
Tags: Food Fight, Kids, Rapping Kids
I have a 14 year old son and a 2 year old son. Your mama has more experience than I do though. However, if bananas were the biggest problem I had to worry about with my 17 year old son - and judging by the fact that she wigged out bad enough to call you at 2:30 in the morning, I’d say it is - I would make him spend a few of his precious Saturday hours cleaning up and then spend a lot of my Sunday hours on my knees thanking someone that my 17 year old son wasn’t knocking someone up or shooting up or driving drunk or shooting someone or something else horrible. And I’m not even religious.
This video sucks ass. Lol. It’s Falcon and his brothers, pre-balloon boy stardom.