And by THIS I mean the fact that Taylor Lautner isn’t dead center with his shirt off. Other than that, the new poster for “New Moon” is smokin’. I can’t wait!
~A
Archive for September, 2009
I Have A Slight Problem With This
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009Hey Bitches!
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009Hey kids. First off I hope everyone is well. Second, while hiking Runyon Canyon today I ran into two really fucking hot guys. While initially I thought one of them was checking me out, turns out he was just a fan of OBP. Can you believe that?! I have to say that our little encounter absolutely made my day. I know you may be sitting there thinking big whoop. But for me it was pretty awesome. So to you Runyon boys, if you read this, THANK YOU. And to anyone else that sees me out and about, say hellur sometime. I’m actually a pretty nice guy.
~A
If I Still Got High …
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009This shit would make for a really scary trip. What in Sesame Street hell did the Japanese do to our beloved Bert and Ernie?! They used to be cute and fuzzy with a hint of someone’s getting poked after the lights go out. Now all my muppet fantasies are out the door. Back to xtube it is. ACTUALLY, I’m in a straight porn phase. So if that’s your cup of tea, check out PornHub.com. I promise you won’t be disappointed.
OK how did I go from Sesame Street to pornography. I think I need some alone time now. 
~A
Brit’s 3-Some Song
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009Ummm I’m on the fence with this one. It’s catchy and all but after a first listen I’m just not feeling it. What do you think? Maybe I just need a few more listens for it to grow on me. Like a fungus…
~A
Dylan Rosser’s RED
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009Rosser is turning up the heat for his next book RED which features lots of hot naked boys. What else did you expect? Definitely coffee table worthy.
~A
“Down Boy” Simon Dexter
Monday, September 28th, 2009Wow wow wowzas! Simon Dexter aka Harley at Sean Cody is fucking beautiful. What I wouldn’t give to kiss every inch of his body. Nine inches in particular. (NSFW)
~A
Source: WeLoveNudes (NSFW)
That’s Some Bullshit
Monday, September 28th, 2009Whoever had their damn cell phone on super-vibrator mode (prolly some queen) during both of my daddies performances should be shot. Or at least have their Broadway privileges revoked. Now that would kill a Mary.
I have to hand it to daddy Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig for not going all Woody Harrelson or Brad Garrett on whoever the phone culprit was. If it was me you know there would have been a scene. And btw, who was the douche anyway?! Who does that? It’s so disrespectful not only to the actors but to the people that paid for their seats. Turn it off bitches. You can last two hours off line.
~A
1, 2, Freddy’s Coming For You
Monday, September 28th, 2009And you thought the “Nightmare On Elm Street had died”. Not so much. And thank Gawd cuz I love this shit. When I was a kid I loved being scared. I’m not sure why but I loved watching Nightmare after nightmare til I couldn’t possibly fall asleep. And every shadow on the wall or sound the house would make would send me nearly into cardiac arrest. Doesn’t that sound fun? Haha
And now Freddy’s coming back. One thing though, his new face, I’m not sure if I’m a fan. I guess I’ll have to wait and see. Don’t fall asleep bitches!
~A
Wednesday Woody!
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009Ummm isn’t the lighting in these pictures shot by Dylan Rosser just spectacular? What do you mean you didn’t notice the lighting? Well to be honest neither did I. But I did notice David Costa and his ridiculously lickable body. He’s giving me my Wednesday Woody. Hope he does the same for you bitches. Btw, prolly NSFW.
~A
Hater Anthem
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009I know I’m not the only one that’s easily annoyed by people who don’t behave the way I think they should. Bitch Pleez, you know the shit that just drives you crazy. And now there’s a video that expresses my distaste for those people. Thanks Greg for giving us another piece of gay brilliance to bob our heads to and even laugh a little. Muah!
~A
