Then this video might touch it. I doubt this story is anything like what I’ll see in Milwaukee but I’d like to imagine that the queens would be this nice. In fact it’ll probably be the exact opposite. Those bitches wanna win. “You’re hurt? Oh well!” Haha. Well they wouldn’t actually say it. But I know they’d think it.
And we’re back! Nope, not back to work, but just back to blogging. I have been so busy lately. It amazes me that without a job my days could get so jam packed with shit to do. Anyway, so to catch you up, I’m at the airport and waiting to board my flight to Milwaukee. Yes Milwaukee! Actually it’s going to be pretty awesome. The gay world series (which I’ve played in twice) is being hosted this year by the city of Milwaukee and I figured why not head down for the week.
I am fortunate enough to have friends from Dallas who are playing and so I will be spending the week being their cheerleader. I’m especially excited to see my good friend Roger. Anyway, that’s where I am, where I’ve been and where I’m going! Love y’all!
Fuck the dog! I’m gonna get one of these for me. Lawd knows I can get real lazy when I don’t have much going on. This way I hardly have to even leave my bed. What?! Don’t judge while I’m in mourning. LOL!
You see what happens when you show up at someone’s house unannounced. Bitch pleez! I usually just let the dogs out. But not this nana. Bitch was armed with a hoe and attacked a camera crew who showed up at her door looking for her 15-year-old granddaughter who has been stripping at a local club. Apparently the only gentlemen she allows at her door are the ones armed with a pocket full of ones. Now ain’t that some shit?!
This video and song are basically what I’m going to be doing for the next month. Enjoying life and what’s left of the summer. And acting REALLY GAY! Speaking of gay, I am LIVING for these queens! How much fun would it have been to hang out with these boys while filming this shit? Definitely a party in the U.S.A. Oh ma gawd. Now that song is gonna be in my head ALL day. Oh well, I better get ready for tennis at 1. Hope y’all are having a happy hump day!
Let me just say, if this isn’t enough to wake you and your little guy up, then you got some serious issues. Even if you don’t like muscles (who doesn’t like muscles?!) David Kimmerle’s beautiful face alone should to make your temperature rise. Among other things …
Oh ma gawd! This was one of my favorite movies as a kid. Just watching this clip takes me back to a time when I could really get lost in a fantasy world and feel as though I was right there with ‘em.
Isn’t it amazing how time passes so quickly? OK I know I sound like a dumb 28-year-old to anyone who’s my senior but just allow me to have this moment. I really am astounded at the fact that I’m an adult with an adult life and adult responsibilities. How does that happen? You wake up one day and you have bills and shit. Yikes. This is probably just coming out as a result of my recent unemployment and wondering what the hell I REALLY wanna do with my career. Either way, it’s a little wake up call.
YES YES YES! I love everything about Chris. I LOVE his lean body, LOVE his beautiful lips, and LOVE his hairy chest. He sort of looks like a really hot Paul Rudd. Chris apparently used to shave his chest (the last two pictures) but is now embracing the more masculine look as opposed to opting for boyish charm. I’d have to say, good call Chris. Good call.
Hey kids. It was a great first “official” day of unemployment. Spent my recently freed time with some great friends down at Malibu on the beach. Although I have to say that I have a resentment. I was told we were going hiking and when my friend Dan showed up, he was wearing swim trunks and flip flops. Yeah he tricked me into going to the beach for the sun and surf. Needless to say, my hiking shoes are soaked from frolicking on the beach. AND, we went to the nude beach because, well why not?! And to our dismay, there weren’t any free-ballers in sight. Either way, had a great day.
OK, so there is an actual event called the “Vogueing Ball”. Now you would think that would be enough reason to put up this video. Oh no bitches, this segment is brought to you by Miss James St. James. Now I don’t know about you, but if hearing him try to talk isn’t enough reason to stay off drugs, then I don’t know what is.