Eric Dane is still one hot daddy! Wait, hol’ up! He’s only 36?! I’m not saying I wouldn’t still do him, but damn boy! What are you doing to the body of yours that’s aging you so much? Like I said, I’ll still do you, but we need to start moisturizing and drinking water like someone who’s drowning.
I think I just figured out (in the few seconds it took to write that first paragraph) why he’s looking so old. It’s that damn heterosexual lifestyle he chooses to live. I’ve seen it happen to many others whom I’ve once adored. They hooked up with a specimen of the opposite sex and it was all down hill. So Dane baby, lose the gal and cum be my pal. 
If for no other reason, do it for vanities sake.
~A
Eric Dane is recovering from cancer. That’s why he looks the way he does.
Bitch Pleez…he did not have cancer and said so in a statement a week after the OK! article came out with that information. Check your sources. And I think he’s hot!
Bitch Pleez yourself! I didn’t say he had cancer. I remember that whole ordeal. I’ll tell you what really is wrong with him. He stopped the HGH. I know for a fact that he was on it and I’m guessing his muscle mass went away once he stopped. BUT, like I said, I’ll still do him!
He just doesn’t look as hot as he once did.
~A
Oops! You weren’t even talking to me Anna. HA!
~A
That’s funny.
Also, he could eat crackers in my bed anytime.