OK so it’s much easier to answer all your emails here than it is to respond to each one. I am still waiting for the photographer to get the pics from our photo shoot to me. I have been harassing and nagging him which doesn’t seem to be speeding up the process. The only thing I can say is I hope to have them soon. How soon, I dunno. But soon … Hopefully! BTW, if you don’t already, follow me on TWITTER. Love ya!
~A
Thank you to my friend Johnny for sending this my way. It’s a countdown until Taylor Lautner is legal. Which basically is a countdown that shows how much longer I should be considered a perv. Although actually if that really was the case, the counter would be getting higher, not lower. 
~A
I HATE bugs! And now thanks to my friend Robbie (who you can follow on twitter HERE), this centipede eating a bat is going to haunt my dreams. Ugh just thinking about what I’ve seen gives me goosebumps. Thanks a lot Robbie!
~A
Kellan Lutz is definitely the stuff wet dreams are made of. Maybe it’s just me and my over-active horn doggedness (Yes I made up that word) but I want nothing more than to rip those clothes right off his back. And from there, well I’m not sure, I figure security will pull me off and I’ll be dragged away in handcuffs. But oh it would be worth it.
~A
The makes-my-palms-sweat hottie Taylor Lautner has teamed up with the adorable-but-not-annoying Taylor Swift for a new romantic comedy titled “Valentine’s Day”. Sounds like a straight to dvd, but if it does show in theaters, you can bet I’ll have have popcorn and diet pepsi ready to go. The boy looks like he’s had a lot of experience with gymnastics. Well I propose he and I get a little gymnasty! I have a few walls he can bounce off of. OK I just grossed myself out with those cheesy lines. Oh well, he just brings that outta me.
~A
Eminem is firing back and Mariah Carey and her little mini skirts better take cover cuz Em is out for blood. Apparently he didn’t like it when Carey dressed up like the white rapper. I have to say, Mariah fucked with the wrong guy. If even half the shit he says about her in this song is true then poor Mariah has come damage control to take care of. HA, he calls her a crazy alcoholic that him and another guy dp’d. CRAZY! Oh DP’d means double penetrated for those that weren’t aware. Well he means that or that she was playing him and another guy at the same time (thanks danielthegreat). But I like the first option best!
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The only question I’m asking myself right now is why in the Hell did Bravo make us wait so long for the Housewives of Atlanta? Don’t they love us? Aren’t we faithful to the point that I watch every episode at least five times? Well whatever the case may be, they’re back. FINALLY! I know my roommate TK has already pissed himself and if you haven’t seen the first episode I suggest you get with it! Here’s a small taste of awesomeness that is Sheree.
Now I can’t decide if this is bad cuz it’s pretty much black on black crime or if it’s a hate crime due to the fact that homeboy is cleary a freind a Dorothy. All I know is that I want more!
~A
It all makes sense now. And whoever came up with this idea was a genius, or a slut. Either way, kudos! (Thanks to Lboogz for the tip. The gyrating tip.)
~A
I dunno why I’m obsessed with Scooby but I am. I have a thing for tall goofy white boys with shaves heads. And the fact that I can hit mute every time his talking starts to annoy me seems to help. SO, when watching this video I suggest two things: 1 put it on mute and just enjoy his bulge. It’s quite nice don’tcha think? And 2. make sure and put the sound back on before it reaches 2:49. Trust me, you’ll be glad you did. HA! Lastly if you decide you can handle his rambling for the duration, it adds to the build up at 2:49. Now that you’re intrigued, watch away!
~A
I know it’s been a while since I’ve posted a “Down Boy” but sometimes I just get really picky. But the time has come and I’ve finally found a boy worthy of a quick trip to the bathroom. He’s 19-year-old (don’t judge) Canadian model Vlad Irimia. While I have a lot to say about Vlad, let’s hear what he has to say about himself. “I’m 19 years old and I love sports ranging from water-polo to karate to rock-climbing. I am a health freak and I can’t go more than 3 days without training. Sport is addictive and I’m its biggest victim. My philosophy is that my body is the only thing I carry with me at all times so why not keep it in its best shape possible. I am someone who loves social dynamics. I’d like to meet a lot of outgoing and open minded people.” Ugh, adorable!
~A
