Archive for May, 2009

And We’re Back!

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

YAY BITCHES! OMG you have no idea how much I’ve missed you. ;) And so much has been going on. Let’s see, I quit my job so I can do this full time, shaved off all my pubes to increase my chances of making the next Olympics for swimming and also decided to try living in my car for a month to save some cash. HAHA! Kidding y’all. But a lot is going on in my life.

Just Me

I just finished packing for a trip back to the homeland of Santa Fe NM for my 10 year reunion and my grandparents 50th wedding anniversary. And, like the good gay that I am, I’m doing a facial peel to ensure my skin looks better than everyone else I went to school with. No you pervs, it’s NOT semen. That dries a lot quicker than this stuff. Or so I’ve been told. ;)

OK I feel like a little school gurl with this post. I’m so excited to be writing again. Gotta run for now cuz I’m starting to get a burning sensation. Not the usual kind either …

~A

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I’m Locked Out!

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

I’m locked out of my blog. I’m posting this from my iPhone. Ain’t that some shit! So until I figure out what the fuck is wrong I won’t be posting today :( Check back bitches.

~A

Oh Yeah Bitch! Tap That ASS!

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

When it comes down to it, gay/straight, man/mammal, we’re all just trying to find love … and snatch a hot piece of ass! This will crack me the fuck up for days weeks months! Get yours son. (Might not be SFW)

~A


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Aye Dios Mio!

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

Mas guapo overload. I don’t know how to say overload in Mexican so … Here you go kids. The Guadalajarian keyboard gato. HA!

~A


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Carrie Prejean the Comic!

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

Now this is some funny shit. I hate to post anything dealing with this ho but since this comic book just lets her have it, I’m gonna put it up. To the creator, thank you! And by creator I’m talking about the artist, not Miss Prejean’s creator over at tits-n-wits-for-less. CLICK HERE to check out the whole comic.

~A

Prejean Comic


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“Gurl Down” Pool Side

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

Dang y’all! It’s been a while since I’ve posted a legit “Gurl Down”. Long overdue if I do say so myself. In my defense, I haven’t come across a video that’s been category worthy for some time. Until now. You know the kind that makes you cringe and almost turn away before calamity strikes? You know what I’m sayin’.

Backflip Fail

This poor boy. You know when parents warn that you’re gonna hurt yourself doing flips into the pool? Well this is what they’re talking about.

~A


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I’ve Got The Remedy

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

The only way I can think of right now to combat the anger and hurt is with something I like to call cute overload. So here you go bitches. How fucking cute is this ISH? I have so much in common with this little guy. I’ve been known to take on more than I can handle. Wait, that’s a total lie. Lawd knows I can hold my own. Enjoy.

~A

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.


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My New Crush

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

It’s hard to let go of the anger I’m feeling right now over the Prop 8 ruling, but my newest crush Sam Worthington will make it slightly easier. I watched “Terminator Salvation” last night and although it wasn’t amazing, Sam was hot enough to keep me entertained for the entire two hours. I searched for more revealing pics of him but alas there are none so far. So, if you were contemplating whether or not to shell out the funds for this flick, take my word for it, Sammy is worth every penny.

~A

Sam Worthington


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There You Have It

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

The CA Supreme Court ruled to uphold discrimination in it’s state against one of its minority groups. I am so fucking disgusted right now. Call me crazy but I feel such hatred for the state that I couldn’t wait to move out to as a young teenager.

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I used to think, when I graduate high school I’m moving to LA! Where I will be treated equal, where my differences will be embraced rather than ridiculed. Where the minds are open and the weather is beautiful. Well I’ll tell you what, it’s a gloomy day here in LA and it’s not because of the fog or smog. It’s due to those small minded racists who can’t see beyond their bird’s eye view of the world.

Like I said, this fight has just begun.

~A


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Wrestling Is NOT Fake! HA!

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

Just cuz this shit made me laugh so loud that the girl down the hall who makes the most noise got jealous, am I going to post this video. What I’m wondering is how much they got paid to take part in this masterpiece that can only be compared to the visual stunning-ness of films like “300″ or “Hero”. Cuz I’m all about a little extra cash. ;)

~A


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