YAY BITCHES! OMG you have no idea how much I’ve missed you. And so much has been going on. Let’s see, I quit my job so I can do this full time, shaved off all my pubes to increase my chances of making the next Olympics for swimming and also decided to try living in my car for a month to save some cash. HAHA! Kidding y’all. But a lot is going on in my life.

I just finished packing for a trip back to the homeland of Santa Fe NM for my 10 year reunion and my grandparents 50th wedding anniversary. And, like the good gay that I am, I’m doing a facial peel to ensure my skin looks better than everyone else I went to school with. No you pervs, it’s NOT semen. That dries a lot quicker than this stuff. Or so I’ve been told.

OK I feel like a little school gurl with this post. I’m so excited to be writing again. Gotta run for now cuz I’m starting to get a burning sensation. Not the usual kind either …

~A

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