Ever hear that joke about the wizard with the tiny penis that got tased by three cops? Oh wait, it wasn’t a joke. That shit was real. Real embarrassing for the guy with the teeny peen. OK here’s my ish with this sitch. What the hell is he doing without his outfit? No one is going to even know he’s a wizard. He just looks like some hippie whose dick fell off. FYI, NSFW.
Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.
Bitch you need to commit to the moment and in that moment you were supposed to be a wizard. When I picture wizards they aren’t naked and they sure as hell, well, ummm, actually, yes if I had to picture a wizards peen I would picture it to be that small.
So here’s my other ish. The crowd is pissed right. They’re all screaming at the cops to leave him alone yada yada. But let me ask you this. If he had a giant dick do you think they’d feel the same way? I think they would be offended. And really who doesn’t want to see a giant cock? I’ll tell you who, guys with small cocks. LOL. Have I made any sense or just my normal Friday ramblings? Oh well… I’ll let you know if I find a wizard with a big one. Lawd knows I’m on the hunt. 
Oh Gregg, thanks for the almost not there tip.
~A
Tags: Cops, Naked Wizard, Small Penis, Tased
As a woman, I can’t imagine being a man with a penis the size of a small clitorus.
It’s like a penis, but smaller. You think he’d have more shame than most people and hide that.
Well, yes it was small. But was curious to me was. How much tolerance he had for being tazered over and over again! Maybe he’s into S&M….
He should read the Harry Potter books, theres a spell in there to make things grow, he should definatelly use it!
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