No that’s not Madam Tussauds wax figure of Zac Efron. Even though there seems to be enough wax in his ear to create a life size replica of himself.
My mom used to say that you shouldn’t stick anything smaller than your elbow in your ear but she was WRONG! I love licking and kissing around that spot in the ear that drives boys crazy, but I don’t enjoy getting a little surprise in the process. Ewww. And btw, that’s not fresh ear wax either, that shit is almost orange and has clearly been building up for quite some time. Double EWWW!
~A
