Ugh so all the news circulating today still sucks. David Letterman got married after two decades of dating (smartest straight guy ever), Marc Jacobs is planning on adopting with that tramp he’s been cheating on me with (yes I will cut her too!), and I can’t afford to go to both my Grandparents 50th Anniversary and my 10-year high school reunion so I have to choose one. And that’s what’s going on. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing!
~A

Tags: David Letterman, Espanola Valley High, High School Reunion, Marc Jacobs, Married